Gregory's Server
LOOK, I NEED TO BUILD THIS GIANT LASER TO BLOW UP THE MOON AND ALSO GLIESE-581C, AND PLUTONIUM AIN'T CHEAP. I NEED $2 TRILLION TO GET STARTED. MAKE ALL MILITARY APPROPRIATIONS BILLS PAYABLE TO LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. DO YOUR PART, AND I'LL DO MINE.
# MUTUALAID #GIANTLASER
@LRRRonEarth
Pfft. Lasers are so inefficient at destroying planets. It takes millions of seconds to slowly melt and then boil the planet into space.
if you want a fast clean planetary kill, relativistic asteroids are where its at.
What could be more fun than watching a planet get smashed so hard it stops orbiting and instead falls into it's star?