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Eugen Rochko

The hydraulic system broke, we landed safely and are now being towed but it’s never a pleasant experience when a pilot has to say “don’t panic”.

Kerri Ann :prami_pride_bi:

@Gargron Holy God! I'm glad you and everyone else are okay.

RememberUsAlways

@Gargron

Luckily, most airframe have an APU to backup hydraulic failures but that is the last layer of defense for this type of failure.

So glad you are safe!

Play Ball!!! cafechatnoir

@Gargron
Holy shit. Time for that entire fleet to be grounded worldwide.

Glad you're OK.

Marijke Luttekes

@Gargron Oh shite, glad you’re OK! The asshole CEO already stepped down, but that doesn’t fix this whole mess.

Eugen Rochko

I want off Mr. Boeing’s wild ride.

Jonly

@Gargron watch out it might be via getting sucked out of a new emerging hole

Lien Rag

@Gargron

So we shouldn't be concerned anymore by the "bus factor" of Mastodon, but now by the "boeing factor" ?

Many Core Forth Processor

@Gargron

Boeing Joke 1/3

A group of Boeing employees are sitting on a plane getting ready for takeoff.
The pilot comes on over the intercom and says "Folks, we're pleased to have you flying with us on our brand new 737, fresh from our good friends at Boeing!"

Immediately, the Boeing employees all scramble to get out of their seats and off the plane as quickly as possible. It's utter pandemonium in the aisles as everyone starts to panic.

ij

@Gargron maybe it‘s time for airlines to offer an option like „don‘t fly with Boing“ or „Fly with [ ] Airbus [ ] Boing“

:googlyeye: Stlex :googlyeye2:

@Gargron glad y'all made it out okay but still: fuck Boeing

Dominic Hopton

@Gargron was it a United flight, or another airline?

Moritz Dietz

@Gargron The chance of this happening is so low, but the frequency of things happening with Boeing planes is going through the roof. Risk assessment of picking flights by aircraft manufacturers is suddenly on the table when flying commercial.

r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖

@Gargron Might have also been a maintenance issue. Even if Boeing had no flaws, a lot of those systems need to be kept maintained

Brian Campbell

@Gargron What flight? Not seeing this incident in the Aviation Safety Network database yet: aviation-safety.net/

chris@strafpla.net

@Gargron Did they really use the words „Don‘t panic“?

Dougie

@Gargron damn bro. Safe travels (...starting now)!

young ullrich

@Gargron i hope you're not getting towed outside the environment

Prairie_Dog

@Gargron Glad to know you and the other passengers are safe! Maybe the Mastodon plushie you had with you brought you some good luck?

(((Thinkaholic))) is antifa

@Gargron “My ‘don’t panic’ pilot’s uniform is raising a lot of questions that should be answered by my uniform.”

Urwumpe

@Gargron At least you came down safely enough to be annoyed about it. Hydraulics failure is always a dire situation for the flight crew.

dodothedev🦤💻

@Gargron
Ykes, lucky escape. I'm amazed they still have planes in the air at this point (as in I'm surprised they haven't been forced to ground them all, not that they all fell out of the sky. Although...)

Joshua Jung

@Gargron You may want to drop a short note to Simon at avherald.com.

Clinton Woodward

@Gargron You do realized that jets are designed with multiple redundant hydraulic systems so that this isn't as big of a deal as you try to make it.

Mario

@Gargron like when they say “calm down”. Glad to know you’re fine.

spv :verified:

@Gargron "don't panic" is just about the worst thing to say if you don't want someone to panic. incidentally great if you want them to panic

DC Deejay

@Gargron I'd rather hear that than this tbh...

Artemesia

@Gargron

"The hydraulic system broke"

"A" hydraulic system broke. Civilian transports are designed with three. Yes, it's an emergency and they are required to land at first opportunity, but it's not an "OMG we're going to die!" situation. They train for that.

I say this as one who wants the top 346 execs at boeing fired, one for each of the people their deadly-as-designed 737 maxes killed.

cesarb

@Gargron The question would be "which one?", since most planes have something like three hydraulic systems, and all important control surfaces can be moved by more than one of them. The answer is probably hidden in that "now being towed", because it likely means that they lost the one which controls the on-ground steering; someone who knows the details of that plane model can tell by that which hydraulic system broke.

root42

@Gargron Fun fact: when I was very little I thought Boeing was spelled "Boing" because that would be the sound the planes make when they crash... I eventually got smarter.

Konstantin :loading:

@Gargron We now say "trained by Boeing" instead of "bought on wish" for describing things that are intentionally produced to be crappy....

Ian Ramjohn

@Gargron One of those rare cases where I don't know what's going on, and I don't need to in order to strongly agree!

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