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unusual zone of infecundity
@drwho with the oxford comma it's still ambiguous but i guess giuliani is a healthcare disaster in any event
The Doctor

@TidalFlats I don't think it would matter. He'd apologize in public, a bunch of holy rollers would stand around him with their hands on his head and their heads bowed, and then everybody would forget about it.

C.W. Williams

@drwho
Yeah, you're probably right. Would be fun to watch though.

AlterNewt

@TidalFlats @drwho

"I don't know if I'd call myself a collector. Wait, who did you say you were?"

glasspshr

@AlterNewt @TidalFlats @drwho well, hey, let the dildo collectors among us who aren’t healthcare disasters cast the first stone!

The Doctor

@glasspusher @AlterNewt @TidalFlats I think being a healthcare disaster is a pre-req sometimes.

glasspshr

@drwho @AlterNewt @TidalFlats

I prefer to self-identify as a health care “opportunity”

The Doctor

@glasspusher @AlterNewt @TidalFlats The paramedics that scraped my shell up off the pavement came to my high school graduation. I getcha.

C.W. Williams

@AlterNewt @drwho
"I prefer 'Priapic Recreational Appliance Enthusiast', actually."

Michael Gemar

@drwho @rudy Are we *sure* it needs an Oxford comma?

Subtetra Lectic

@drwho there is no oxford comma, and it makes perfect sense.

Scavello

@drwho I wonder how much of his collection Rudy will have to sell to cover his fines and legal costs

The Doctor

@scavello How many limited edition Bad Dragon pieces do you reckon he has in his collection?

Scavello

@drwho I’m sure he has all of them in XL, plus an unreleased prototype goliath xl in ukrainian flag blue and yellow from an aid campaign that never saw the light of day

Michael Vilain

@drwho This is my favorite example of the Oxford Comma.

I'm also partial to demonstrating active vs. passive voice by inserting "by zombies" into a sentence. I'm sure kids would love these examples.

Teague

@drwho pure gold. But ew, I do not need that picture of guiliani

Thomas Lobig

@drwho I don't like Giuliani, but he sure has exciting hobbies.

Spycrab

@drwho how would the comma fix this one?
It would still implie one of the highlights was a dildo collector.

Raven Luni

@drwho That sentence doesnt contain an oxford comma :p

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