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Kristian Ophaug-Vea 🌻🌍

@Hedgewizard Holy hell that is good. I've been laughing for 15 minutes now! 😅🥔 @ElleGray

Nazo

@Hedgewizard @ElleGray I think this one has entered SCP territory now. You need to add a VHS filter to this image. 😁

EDIT: Does this look SCP enough? I don't really know what filters they use.

A filtered, darker, shifted version of the above.  It looks more insidious.  I think.
David Erik Nelson🪬

@Hedgewizard yeah, potatoes got the vibe like John Carpenter’s THE THING.

Sage Sharp

@Hedgewizard @ElleGray Is... is that potato shoot trying to reach for the TV's LED light? It looks like ET trying to make contact with its finger.

GoodNewsGreyShoes🔞

@sphakos @Hedgewizard @ElleGray Correct.

Those shoots are NOT searching for soil; they're trying to find the goddam SUN! 😆🌞

And in a world of darkness, the light from a microwave's lcd screen will have to do. 😅

Deborah Harmes

@Hedgewizard @ElleGray I just snorted the dregs of my tea mug out one nostril. What a VERY accurate photo! 😆

Deborah Harmes

@Hedgewizard @ElleGray
I promise to BRACE myself if I see an amusing image with your name attached. It was eerily accurate though. 😜

Eshton Martin🐦‍⬛

@Hedgewizard @ElleGray I’m not sure how that happened, but I positively WANT ONE.

Mombie 🧟‍♀️ || Fᴀʀᴀʜ

@Hedgewizard @ElleGray Potatoes are terrifying. This happened to us once, we stopped opening the pantry door for a month

Gee Nichols

@Hedgewizard @ElleGray about to sleep.. thanks for the nightmare fuel 😅

EineKleine

@ElleGray @Hedgewizard I’m old enough that when I was a child the Mr. Potato Head kit was only the pieces, and each piece terminated in a sharp spike (potato not included). I made my potato head, put it aside, and forgot about it. Finding it a week or two later it looked like your picture except it was a POTATO HEAD. The trauma stayed with me for years.

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