Gregory's Server😂 Elon Musk just crawled from under a rock and discovered something that has been bothering people for years. It is just too funny not to share this one.
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     @ark_lamp_umbrella @pasci_lei @nixCraft i laughed too hard at this, and now I'm ded. To whoever finds my body, aven  @nixCraft Quick everybody quiet. Nobody tell him about taskkill /F /IM oobenetworkconnectionflow.exe @nixCraft You can always reply something bla bla and end the text with: btw, i use archlinux. 🤣🤣🤣 @nixCraft huh, wow, the OOBE doesn't have an "I am too rich and powerful to have to put up with this" option? @nixCraft Literally only got as far as `skip mi` in a Google search bar before the first recommendation was `skip microsoft account windows 11` which has a bunch of functional guides to doing exactly what it says on the tin. Good grief. This guy has more money than is ethical or reasonable largely from Internet businesses and he can't figure out how to solve his own problems with a quick Internet search. What a fucking tool. @DarthYoshiBoy @nixCraft he's a tool yes but no one should have to lookup how to remove Spyware from their os. @lionel @nixCraft Nobody should have to feel pain or suffer, but that's the world we live in and you can either bitch about it or start looking for solutions. It's somewhat telling on the human condition that this stupidly wealthy idiot who should want for nothing chooses the former rather than the latter. @nixCraft  I don't use Microsoft or Tesla products, myself, but don't Teslas also have an assortment of DRM, "phone home", surveillance, and network control anti-features? Seems to be a degree of low self-awareness going on here? 🤔    @aviana @nixCraft not anymore on most windows 11 installs. You have to hit shift F10 to get a command window and run OOBE\BYPASSNRO which reboots it and then it gives you the i dont have internet option if you didnt connect.it to wire or wifi that lets you make a local account. Unless you have some editions. @engarneering @nixCraft Yeah, that's what I meant by "usually". A friend taught me this at least 15 years ago: always pull the internet cable when installing Windows @nixCraft WUUUUT!!! I'm shocked that Capitalist Kleptocrats would be forcing us to give them our data!! What would we ever do without Stable Geniuses like Felon Muskrat?!!??  @nixCraft it's also funny because his company does the very same thing with loginwalling access to the service (except you don't "need" to pay for it upfront) @rail_@bark.lgbt @nixCraft@mastodon.social Thats what I was about to say ahah  👆 Late stage capitalist discovers late stage capitalism. It's almost too funny, but it's true. Source:  @nixCraft Irony is not dead. Also, I guess he's too much of a genius to perform a quick 15 second internet search to find the commonly available solution to this issue... @Soxxxe He mostly uses Apple products and has mentioned Linux a few times, but he may needs to use some accounting or some crap software that only runs on Windows. So, he bought a Dell or something from Amazon laptop section, hoping for a quick setup. He wants to keep his data private on that laptop, but Microsoft has other ideas, including AI that is forced on everyone. So now he set Microsoft on fire. Just too funny  @nixCraft sone genius... can't even search the internet and follow one of the numerous sites carrying the solution.  There is currently a way to bypass the requirement for an MS account but MS doesn't publicise it for obvious reasons 🙂🤷♂️ @simonzerafa  @nixCraft@mastodon.social this dumbass doesn't know the unplug-ethernet reboot to cmd prompt enter commands then reboot again trick   @nixCraft after that i thought of doing that sin of reactivating my banned account to just comment on his xeet   @nixCraft One option would be to block all traffic from/to Microsoft > Musk complains you can't use a Windows PC without an online acc  @nixCraft Lol... Ladies and gentleman, the award for least awareness of self goes to... *drum roll*... Elon "Emerald Mine" Musk!!! C'mon down Elon!  The guy who wants to put a chip in everyone's brains has a problem with privacy infringement? 😐🥲🫠   @nixCraft A friend of mine sent me a twitter thread and it won't let me read it unless I create a Twitter account, which also means giving them my private informations! This is messed up. There used to be an option to skip signing into or creating a Twitter account. Are you seeing this too? @nixCraft   @nixCraft when i think i have no answer in lack of context i do a domain query on reddit for the last year.someone already solved the problem.  Just got linked to a tweet-thread and it won't let me read it unless I create a twitter account, which also means giving their AI access to my tweets! This is message up. There used to be a way to read tweet threads without signing into or creating a twitter account. Are you seeing this too? This is not cool Twitter.   @nixCraft Which means we only have to wait 4-5 years before the "year of the Linux desktop"!   @nixCraft |
@nixCraft X-OS incoming