@selfsamesynonym 1. Yes, I remember the Samsung cash. It's right here, with a full usage history:
https://opencollective.com/mastodon
2. I was paid by the company Purism, which makes free software laptops and phones, for which I worked a whole year as a web designer prior, to make a few adjustments for their new Mastodon server before it launched
3. Nobody paid for authenticated fetch and I pushed that idea hard even against opposition
@Gargron @selfsamesynonym Well AXSHUALLY, your meme, and also you as a human, are VERY Bad and I hope you Also feel very Bad because