Send invalid `Authorization` headers to Atlassian Confluence: get `200` responses back, with empty results.

I despise Atlassian: they're so bad at writing software.

Having cats 🐱 ~= there's a 95% chance that there's cat puke somewhere in the house (you just haven't stepped on it yet)

I'm so very rationally angry right now.

Culprit: boomers dropping problems on my and newer generations.

Is it normal to be required to poke home improvement contractors every 2 days for quotes, shipments, invoices, status, etc?

Is it universally accepted that they will always delay everything until it gets to friction?

Day 1 of 2024: stepped into dog poop ✅.

Can I skip this year?

Customer asked me to create a table for uniqueness checking:

```sql
CREATE TABLE created_uuids (
id UUID NOT NULL PRIMARY KEY
);
```

Pull your own conclusions.

Reminder to software developers that you don't need to write infinite source files: there are things such as "compliers", "linkers" and also the general concept of "multiple files" to achieve running software.

You can have your "single infinite file" as a docker container, if you really want to cram everything together.

Reminder about the `<div/>` element for everyone out there littering the internet with ReactJS:

> Authors are strongly encouraged to view the div element as an element of last resort, for when no other element is suitable. Use of more appropriate elements instead of the div element leads to better accessibility for readers and easier maintainability for authors.

I'm gonna start sending GET requests with a body.

About tools enforcing stricter rules on consumers: I agree to stricter rules.

The "let adults could make adult decisions" does not work, because most developers are (just by nature of averages and medians) way below median quality.

Most adults need to (sadly) be told what to do in basic life details anyway, otherwise we'd all be throwing shit at each other in lunch cafeterias.

The "question everything" mentality is a very post-factual-society way to teach people: spawns terrible people too.

Not how I expected to spend my Saturday: I think there's a fried mouse 🐭 in here.

Also, whoever assembled this needs to be stripped of any electrician qualifications.

OH: two jobs, one runner

Reviewing some newly written Laravel code.

I made it clear to our dev team: "We're picking Laravel because, despite its known pitfalls, we know each other, and we trust our team to apply proper design principles, and the devs want to go with it. We'll certainly use it consciously"

That completely disappeared within 1 week of dev work: all the anti-patterns present in the Laravel docs appeared immediately.

It's so bad that it looks like going back to my high school code.

Trouble from day 2.

Anyone doing some electrical work DIY and know of a glue or resin that:

* is thermally conductive
* is electrically insulating (240v)
* is suitable for hiding small 220v transformers in ceiling fixtures?

🤔

Can anyone recommend a paper that studied release frequency and the relation to production faults?

New place rocks!

Already getting more notifications from Mastodon than from Twatter 🤔

@nyunyu https://github.com/basti564/Oculess

This is how we get our Oculus Quest off Meta's BS.

Time for myself to normalize using Mastodon instead of Twitter, I suppose.

It's a big "marketing" loss for me: Twitter has been my source of knowledge, indirect income (gigs) and a way to explore the community around me.

I will probably need to set up a cross-poster to keep some visibility...