@yourfutureex I have borchestered this toot

@yourfutureex This is a surprisingly topical joke, if it is accidental: the long-running BBC Radio 4 rural drama _The Archers_ is based in fictional Borsetshire with the county town being Borchester. There was a brief plot moment with a middle-aged character going for his flu jab, but he’s afraid of needles; thankfully his son is a medic-in-training and was the one to administer the vaccination.

@yourfutureex 😂

@yourfutureex It's already happened.

@yourfutureex Why would anyone secede? Republicans are getting the governance they want over the whole country, Dems are so timid they get scared of their shadow when the sun comes out. No one has any need to make change, or desire to do so. The US is going down its political road as a unit.

@yourfutureex The Un-United Kingdom will likely split before you do - probably within the next 10 years.
There is a good chance we could split fairly amicably, but the US is going to go down hard.