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Blueberry

This is hilarious: a website that reads tech giants’ terms of service to soothe you to sleep

zzzuckerberg.com/

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Aral Balkan

@blueberry Alt text:

Woman holding sign: FREE HUGS.

Man hugs her.

Man: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Woman with syringe full of blood: DOCUMENTING YOUR PRIVATE MEDICAL DATA FOR SALE TO THIRD PARTIES.

Man: I THOUGHT THE HUGS WERE FREE

Woman: DID YOU SEE ANY MONEY CHANGE HANDS?

Floppy 💾

@blueberry I knew before, but after this great assortment I now desire a SMBC-Fediverse-bot I can follow.

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