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 WATCH OUT! BEHIND YOU!!! Itβs a bisexual!?! Weβre everywhere! And we look like ordinary people, just blending inβ¦the only way you can tell is if you ask us to sit in a chair as we do not understand how these work. You might also watch out for a heavy use of finger guns and cuffed jeans. Know the signs and be aware of the bisexuals!?! It's official: I have acquired blahaj. My wife and I went to IKEA to get some things for the new house and this was my first time going to IKEA! So...I was required by law to secure everyone's favorite fish...and ended up getting a big one and a small one... because.
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Within 5 minutes of bringing the Blahaj into the house, my metamour's daughter (my meta-niece?) fell in love and ran off with it. Now she's cackling about stealing Joscelyn's sharks and being very adorable. Oh well, I guess it belongs to her now! π ...unless, no, I wouldn't steal a plushie from a child would I? ...would I? π€ |
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@JoscelynTransient@chaosfem.tw only reason I use bi and not pan is that I'm too deep with the whole shtick my fedi presence is built around
@JoscelynTransient notice: if you turned around and nobody was there, you might be the bisexual
@JoscelynTransient I'm sitting in a chair.
We're evolving, you see.