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number 1 windows xp hater

fun fact: if you have a laptop or desktop that has an intel cpu with "vPro" on the sticker there's a chance the management engine in your CPU is just hosting a web server at all times.

It's at port 16992

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Gert van Dijk

@i_lost_my_bagel You could note that this is totally opt-in in OEM BIOS configurations. Plus it requires support in the chipset + BIOS.

The Dell machines I used it on needed to have it flipped in the boot screen first. You can get them preconfigured too, though.

It's a PERFECT solution for a home server. It's a free BMC! 😍 One just needs to know about this and configure it properly. I don't think there's any consumer grade CPUs or consumer grade motherboard that have vPro.

LisPi
@i_lost_my_bagel @alfredohno Fun fact, this is why some of my workstations have additional cheap PCIe NICs in them.

AMT is disabled but it keeps listening to the ports on the built-in NIC forever (intercepts them so the OS never sees traffic), so I assume it is still compromised and I simply cannot use the built-in NIC in those workstations.
Kirinn B.

@i_lost_my_bagel This may be a fun time to also bring up Microsoft #Pluton, which may or may not be a part of this same shady infrastructure; the latest and greatest processors have it in addition to the IME/PSP.

(It has a valid overt use case in securing a user's preferred cryptographic keys, but it can just as easily be used to eg. lock stuff out of the user's control.)

number 1 windows xp hater

Quit censoring yourself

The corporations can't touch you here

You can say fuck again

Edit: This only applies to swear words. Slurs are still bad.

number 1 windows xp hater

i learned another completely unnecessary thing about windows so I'm sharing it

apparently every version of windows since at least 7 (i don't have a vista install to check) has had an "emergency restart" option if you go to the ctrl-alt-delete screen and click the power options button while holding control

It calls the NtSetSystemPowerState function which is normally called at the very end of the shutdown process after everything has already been stopped and is the function that turns everything off and kills the kernel so it's basically an almost instant power off

i don't know what the point of this is i mean you could just hold down the power button or throw it out the window or something

i learned another completely unnecessary thing about windows so I'm sharing it

apparently every version of windows since at least 7 (i don't have a vista install to check) has had an "emergency restart" option if you go to the ctrl-alt-delete screen and click the power options button while holding control

number 1 windows xp hater

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Cool #feditips

- If you're an asshole people might not like you so don't do that
- There seems to be a lot of gay people here so if you want to be more popular consider being gay
- running your own instance is a bitch so don't do it unless you really want to be responsible for destroying other people's accounts because it was all running on a single 5400rpm laptop drive from 2007 and you didn't make backups
- don't use the official mastodon app as they somehow fucked up dark mode
- a good trick for...

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