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Blue

@CrustaceanSingles@mastodon.social literally me every time I get myself some blue drink

20 August at 20:46 | Open on quietplace.xyz
CrustaceanSingles

and hope that they are out there wishing for you

A human astronaut floats in space and faces two indeterminate forms, perhaps the tentacular limbs of some alien or individual heads on long necks. Caption: "Sometimes the great big universe gets so lonesome / that you start to wish for monsters".
21 July at 18:32 | Open on mastodon.social
CrustaceanSingles

I am cautiously open to new experiences!

Person 1, extending a glass jar: "Want to smell something compelling?" Person 2, contemplative: "I'm not uninterested, but I require more information first."
11 July at 18:35 | Open on mastodon.social
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R.

@CrustaceanSingles bold to assume the ghosts would want to go in 👻

3 May at 17:11 | Open on sunny.garden
Tom

@CrustaceanSingles if you touch holes, the ghosts can have a sleepover

3 May at 17:34 | Open on nerdculture.de
unusual zone of infecundity
CrustaceanSingles

(and I'm pretty bummed about it)

A glum stick figure holds a large sign: "THE END IS NOT SO NEAR AS I HAD PREVIOUSLY SUPPOSED"
16 April at 17:02 | Open on mastodon.social
R.

@CrustaceanSingles now, let's not be *that* pessimistic

16 April at 17:28 | Open on sunny.garden
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You may find yourself thinking, as I did, "I'm already paranoid, so I can drink the juice no problem." Friends, this was a bad idea. #comics

Panel 1 of 3: a bottle sits on a table. The label reads "Juice that makes you paranoid". Panel 2 of 3: a stick figure drinks/has drunk the contents of the bottle and, with the last drop lingering on the mouth of said bottle as it's held over their mouth, thinks, "This is good." The bottle's label now reads "NEVER SLEEP". Panel 3 of 3: A second figure stands nearby, making a sort of vague social acknowledgement but saying nothing. The first thinks with a troubled expression, "Too good." The bottle's label now reads "THEY'RE ALL AGAINST YOU".
6 February at 15:48 | Open on mastodon.social
Doug Webb

@CrustaceanSingles I love potions: the juice series rocks ⚗️

6 February at 16:28 | Open on mastodon.xyz
goat
@CrustaceanSingles I think they just are trying to make you doubt.

You should drink more
6 February at 23:54 | Open on grove.cyberdruids.club
CrustaceanSingles

You shouldn't have encouraged me yesterday if you didn't want me to drop everything and do more juiceposting. #comics

Panel 1 of 3: a bottle sits on a table. The label reads "Juice that awakens you to the absurdity of existence". Panel 2 of 3: A stick figure tips the bottle back and drinks deeply from it, thinking, "This is fundamentally meaningless." Panel 3 of 3: A second figure asks the first, "Oh hey, how's that juice?" The first replies, "I choose to drink more."
31 January at 18:11 | Open on mastodon.social
CrustaceanSingles

I hear it's really good, though.

A number of identical bottles, the foremost one with little burst lines suggesting a sudden action. Each has an identical label reading "Juice that turns you into an identical bottle of juice if you drink even a sip".
30 January at 19:28 | Open on mastodon.social
CrustaceanSingles

Add fangs and make a bad pun. Now you have a whole new costume. #comics #mastoween

A three by three grid of small frames shows a series of vampire-based pun costumes. From top left to bottom right: the basic vampire, the vampirate, a person with fangs wearing a beret and smoking named Vam-Pierre, a vampire holding a lighter: Vam-pyromaniac, a vampire piñata (vam-piñata) with a blindfolded kid whacking at it with a stick, a vam-pilgrim wearing the ridiculous pilgrim hat, Mr. Vam-Peanut (an anthropomorphic peanut with top hat, monocle, and cane, plus of course the vampire fangs), Vam-Pac Man, and a Vam-pineapple.
30 Oct 2023 at 20:36 | Open on mastodon.social
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Sheryl 2 Crows (John, he/him)

@CrustaceanSingles
If only I could be "Glishnesk" all the time.

28 Apr 2023 at 17:59 | Open on beige.party
Doug Warren

@CrustaceanSingles

PASTOR: And now, Bert Senior's son, Bert Junior, will say a few words.

BERT: [string of guttural syllables]

28 Apr 2023 at 18:04 | Open on masto.ai
CrustaceanSingles

Remember back when search engines were somewhat usable? That was nice. #comics

Pictured: a web search on "gooble" has returned "results" as follows: "You searched for 'specific solution to niche problem' / Did you actually mean: 'vague SEO spam about something completely unrelated' ? ...Because that's all we're going to show you anyway."
11 Mar 2023 at 18:05 | Open on mastodon.social
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Sarahjessicanne

@CrustaceanSingles I’ve only recently woken up to how bad this has gotten, and I feel stupid for not paying attention to the problem earlier. I can’t believe how far I have to scroll to find anything close to what I was aiming for. Hitting the library might actually be faster.

12 Mar 2023 at 6:08 | Open on mastodon.social
toybox [de]

@CrustaceanSingles I remember when you went to google.[country code] and got results in the country language relevant in the country zone. Now I only get results in German, and no amount* of selecting "country options" or whatever appears to change that. It is seriously frustrating.

* Ok, some amount I'm sure but nothing I've tried.

12 Mar 2023 at 8:00 | Open on nrw.social
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