Bedtime story as a child: "Dragons and princesses"

Bedtime stories now: "...and that's how they got a buffer overflow at line 253, got a bug bounty and lived happily ever after"

New folks,

You don't need to obscure funny words to "avoid the algorithm"

There is no algorithm, and it harms people who don't wanna see that thing and mute certain keywords

​:blobfox_spin:​ ​:blobfox_spin2:​ ​:blobfox_spin_fast:​

I need to touch grass, async processing queues are fucking cursed

What do you say if someone says "don't create the torment nexus"?

"Duplicate of issue #28"

What the fuck is the web environment integrity API
supposed to mean

Are we getting browser anti-tamper now? Fuck the web ​:blobCatGooglyEyesNotLikeThis:​

For managing ADHD, I utilize a technique called "fuck around and find out"

Google's voice recorder detects my purring as "cat"

I won

The floor is Java

Fooox ​:blobfoxfloofcute:​

Nyaaa, makes your blobcat spin more

​:blobcatbouncespinnier:​

I'm a tech influencer,

I influence technology by being silly and touching computers

Is writing down things just a brain backup?

​:blobCatGooglyEyesNotLikeThis:​

I overwrote my mental clipboard

Noooooo

Reading "okno" as window instead of "Ok, no"

Tired of being a data and file maid,
time to be a gaming maid for a while

Please recommend (preferably electronic, but other is nice too) music to get me through the day ​:bugcat_nod:​

*plugs in USB-C*
[nothing]
plugs it again
[nothing]
rotates it and plugs it in again
[headphones connect]

w-wha