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Josh Davis

Either a tragic copy-paste error, or a disgruntled staffer. Either way, I'm here for it. Halloween's over a month away, off with the masks already.

@schwarz Some impressive honesty here from Jack Lew, the US Ambassador to Israel  
@ @USAmbIsrael My 24-year-old chief of staff tells me that Israel just shot another American in the head & we have to pretend to care about it, so | said sure, write up some boilerplate crap & post it on Twitter: 
We are aware of the tragic death of Aysenur Eygi today in the West Bank when her head attacked a bullet we gave Israel. I'm hoping I won't get roped into some sad meeting with her family but I probably will. We have no higher priority than the safety & security of American citizens, except for our careers plus like 1,000 other things. Peace out, dorks. 

@USAmbIsrael We are aware of the tragic death of an American citizen, Aysenur Eygi, today in the West Bank. We offer our deepest condolences to her family and loved ones. We are urgently gathering more information about the circumstances of her death, and will have more to say as we learn...
Josh Davis

Observe, my friends, the reality of this country of ours, these so-called United States.

The head of our central bank is worried sick because so many people have jobs. This is a big problem. He vows to do everything in his power to stop people from getting jobs.

This is not a joke, not parody. This is the literal truth of our society.

ft.com/content/10b6d4f2-d48f-4

Financial Times headline, reading: 

"Fed chair warns of even higher rates if jobs data stays strong.
Jay Powell says taming inflation will take ‘significant period of time'.
Jay Powell’s comments are his first since data unexpectedly showed a jump in job growth in January."
Josh Davis

And for the uninitiated, "inflation" in this case is referring to "wage inflation," otherwise known as people getting raises. Your government is very concerned that you may receive a raise, and are doing their level best to avoid such a disastrous scenario.

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