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Israel - US / a little honesty for once.

Either a tragic copy-paste error, or a disgruntled staffer. Either way, I'm here for it. Halloween's over a month away, off with the masks already.

@schwarz Some impressive honesty here from Jack Lew, the US Ambassador to Israel
@ @USAmbIsrael My 24-year-old chief of staff tells me that Israel just shot another American in the head & we have to pretend to care about it, so | said sure, write up some boilerplate crap & post it on Twitter:
We are aware of the tragic death of Aysenur Eygi today in the West Bank when her head attacked a bullet we gave Israel. I'm hoping I won't get roped into some sad meeting with her family but I probably will. We have no higher priority than the safety & security of American citizens, except for our careers plus like 1,000 other things. Peace out, dorks.

@USAmbIsrael We are aware of the tragic death of an American citizen, Aysenur Eygi, today in the West Bank. We offer our deepest condolences to her family and loved ones. We are urgently gathering more information about the circumstances of her death, and will have more to say as we learn...

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