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Aleksei � Matiushkin

Если бы я был Майком Науменко, в моём «Уездном городе N» — Нора Галь переводила бы бабушек через дорогу.

Roman

@mudasobwa не знаю о чем ты, но согласен.

Aleksei � Matiushkin

Каждый поэт должен написать свой «Памятник», а каждый программист — свой html парсер на регулярках.

German Tebiev

@mudasobwa, очень доброжелательная плашка на ресурсе, позволила дочитать до конца.🙂

В общении с человеком без чувства юмора есть ещё одна интересная проблема — сложно проверить, продолжает ли разговор развиваться в позитивном русле взаимопонимания или уже нет. Человек с чувством юмора положительно реагирует на лёгкие шутки между делом, если всё хорошо. А если перестаёт реагировать, зажимается, то становится понятно, ага, потеряли общий язык, надо притормозить.

Aleksei � Matiushkin

My colleague just called me asking, “Hey, do you know this guy [link-to-blog], he is a Ruby dev from Kursk?”

Man, I am living in Barcelona for almost ten years and I’ve never even been to Kursk in my life.

“But you are also Russian.”

Yeah, I am. Not Monacan though. Not Liechtensteiner. Not Andorran, fwiw.

Silent shrugging.

After all, I quit professional Ruby more than five years ago.

“Ah, that explains it.”

Aleksei � Matiushkin

The concurrency should not be limited to being either cooperative or preemptive.

It can also be:

▸ competitive — when the task should prove to the scheduler it deserves CPU ticks;
▸ disobliging — when the task is not started until another task has been finished and cleaned up the stack;
▸ obstinate — when the task does not pass the control until it’s done;
▸ sole — when the only task is allowed to participate in concurrent process.

Aleksei � Matiushkin

If you are looking for the best IDE for your programming language of choice, you should probably instead look for a better programming language that does not require IDE to be a pleasure to work with.

Aleksei � Matiushkin

Y2K problem: the motto of generation lived 2000 years ago sounded as “Veni, vidi, vici.”

Z-generation is more like “Whiny, weedy, wussy.”

Aleksei � Matiushkin

There must be a github clone but for novelists and poets.

Where everyone can publish texts to public domain.

With stars, and, most importantly, text reviews and pull requests. I’d work on verses with friends, who would point me out to my mistakes, broken verses and silly rhymes.

And then we’ll teach AI based on these texts and we are finally full of the great literature.

I shall patent this.

j

@mudasobwa how about your own gitea server for this?
Some theming and modification of the start page and there you have your literature git server.

Aleksei � Matiushkin

2023 год начался с того, что Борис Борисович перепел Галича.
Приметы нашего времени.

youtu.be/lxWuI0-tAMs

Aleksei � Matiushkin

I hear a lot of voices from UK nowadays appealing to disregard Brexit and “join EU back.”

Why would all them think it’s a sole UK decision? UK is what, the fifteen-year-old schoolgirl at a disco? “Yes, I want to, no, I don’t, oh yeah, I indeed wish…”

I know literally nothing about the will of EU on that matter, but if I were them, I’d have tons of questions before letting UK back.

Aleksei � Matiushkin

Если проснувшись утром не выпить сто грамм, то зачем тогда просыпаться?

— И. Бродский

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Aleksei � Matiushkin

In #ruby one can reduce a skull by a smile and get a dick back.

[:-].reduce(:-) #=> :-

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