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Aleksei � Matiushkin

When you have no sense of humor whatsoever but feel like you should party too.

My condolences, you always have been pathetic.

Aleksei � Matiushkin

Когда мне попадается исключительно тупой код в пулл-реквесте, я не лезу на стенку, а просто иду читать комментарии к случайной заметке на хабре.

Потом возвращаешься в редактор, глядь: а код-то не такой уж и тупой!

Aleksei � Matiushkin

Когда мне на кодревью говорят: «Этот код — просто произведение искусства!», меня распирает злость и оторопь.

Ты видел десятки тысяч строк моего кода, и только эти пять тебя сука восхитили?

Aleksei � Matiushkin

> I never run for busses or trains — it was after I read about a guy who missed a train and had a random conversation with a guy on the platform who had also missed the train — this gave them an idea that they turned in a multi-million dollar business.

— Joe Armstrong, medium.com/@tombert/rip-joe-ar

Aleksei � Matiushkin

Three most detrimental, freaky, unwanted, and mistimed technologies of XXI century.

▸ docker
▸ clouds
▸ chatgpt

Aleksei � Matiushkin

Speaking about cameras in modern phones.

I’ve got a ton of mockery when I bought Xiaomi 12S Ultra mi.com/global/product/xiaomi-1

I had been ridiculed for the overprice, for the weak processor, for the battery, and for everything but a camera. The camera, actually.

Meanwhile, I was after the camera only. And here we go, this photo is taken at 45× zoom, and I can now read signs in 200m with 120× zoom. The latter does not produce a photo worth saving, but it’s still usable.

9/10, highly recommend.

Speaking about cameras in modern phones.

I’ve got a ton of mockery when I bought Xiaomi 12S Ultra mi.com/global/product/xiaomi-1

I had been ridiculed for the overprice, for the weak processor, for the battery, and for everything but a camera. The camera, actually.

Meanwhile, I was after the camera only. And here we go, this photo is taken at 45× zoom, and I can now read signs in 200m with 120× zoom. The latter does not produce a photo worth saving, but it’s still usable.

Aleksei � Matiushkin

“Seibel: What are the techniques that you use there? Print statements?

Armstrong: Print statements. The great gods of programming said, "Thou shall put printf statements in your program at the point where yout hink it's gone wrong, recompile, and run it.

Then there's -- I don't know if I read it somewhere or if I invented it myself -- Joe's Law of Debugging, which is that all errors will be plus/minus three statements of the place you last changed the program.”

Aleksei � Matiushkin

MacOS update broke `git pull`. I am tired wowing at this OS.

The pill: install `xcode`.

TBH, Windows 2.0 was way more predictable.

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