A person on my index finger who sends messages before they are composed

I remember on Monday I came up with a nice joke about Wednesday toads (my dudes)

It was exceptionally hard to wake up today, but it looks like everybody around me is the same, even the birb doesn't squeak yet

Loots of normies came to our nerdie network and seem to be grasping our boring nerdie concept of federated social media pretty well. Well enough to use them and have some sort of fun.
May be there is a chance we can also introduce them to federated messengers? Too much to wish for?

Why would somebody even think of saying "bruh"? Like for real, like if there is someone willingly to waste a perfect opportunity to say "my brother in Christ"

my friend some days ago said something like "a 4th world country" meaning a poor country. It's funny cuz in his head it probably something like "worse than a 3rd world country". It's quite funny when you know that 1st 2nd and 3rd is not about some kind of poverty levels. Usually it's becomes quite clear when you start to questing: "who's the second world?"

I really lack some posters from my timezone in subscriptions, after some time the feed just goes deadly quiet

What a bad time to have an open vacancies or to look for job in Russia: all of those pieces of shit without moral compass are now looking for a job. They are either your candidates or your competitors and they know the best how to lie and to be convincing

My first picture of july

I wonder what does that menu "reaction acceptance" in misskey do? I've never noticed it before

Wow, Alexa's subwoofer and my hollow desk really make me FEEL the music!
Pros: it makes my diaphragm feel every punch
Cons: the base guitar resonate in sinuses and after an hour it makes the head ache

Федиверс настолько очистился, что в нем снова можно встретить @aalien@mastodon.social

🎶 ... Sorry mum, but I don't miss you ... 🎶

Why does deezer recommend me grandpa's music? I'm too young yet for AC/DC, Deep Purple and Led Zeppelin

Googled for how do the dudes from Bring Me the Horizon look like and found a guy who gives me strong @skobkin@lor.sh vibes, am I completely out of line?

Finally I have a work desk