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Gareth Harmer

@MrLovenstein

But then some smartass says β€œjust break the huge task into small ones!”

So then you take your sword. And you chop away at the huge task.

And then there’s an army of small tasks. They look at you, hungrily.

Then they attack, like a swarm of angry geese. You’re lying there prone on the floor while their deadline-shaped mouths peck at you relentlessly.

Meanwhile, smartass guy says it’s your own fault for lying down.

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Y-Love

@MrLovenstein are humans much different? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Nazo

@MrLovenstein Man, no kidding. They are literally so non-chill that non-domesticated rabbits can literally just die in captivity no matter how well you feed or care for them because they literally can't chill.

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GreenSkyOverMe (Monika)

@MrLovenstein Image description:
Tomato to strawberry, raspberry and blueberry: Can I join berry club?
Strawberry: Sorry, Tomato, berries only.
Tomato: Well this article says I am a berry and you're not.
Strawberry: No way! Berry is right in my name!
Strawberry reads the paper article. What?? I'm an accessory fruit? What the hell is that?
Raspberry says: I'm not a berry either?!!
Blueberry to tomato, watermelon and banana: These are strange times for berry club. Strange times.

Q.H. Stone

@MrLovenstein Accessory fruit means you wear it on your belt, like an onion.

mmby

@MrLovenstein it's your accomplishment that I quote "strange times for berry club" a lot

J. L. Westover

We must return to physical media. We must return to book.

Get my new book HERE πŸ”₯ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlov

Ascyt

@MrLovenstein Especially now how all nearly popular social media sites are killing themselves lol

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