Gregory's ServerBREAKING: Free Software Foundation announces that the GIMP ("GNU Image Manipulation Program") will finally shed its controversial name, becoming LIGMA ("Libre Image and Graphics Manipulation Application") early next year.
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BREAKING: Netherlands becomes latest country to mandate witch hats for programmers, the law requiring this will go into effect at midnight tonight.  @MNNHNewsEnglish oh, good thing I made myself a witch hat or two last year, in case I need to visit Netherlands :D
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BREAKING: German Bundestag votes overwhelmingly in favour of requiring all programmers to wear witch robes and pointy hats, noting that the profession has been taken too seriously for too long.
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 @MNNHNewsEnglish this is a examplary good idea of our politicians. As it is so unbelievable cold in our offices to fight Russia and stupid past political decisions, the rope keeps us warm. @MNNHNewsEnglish As a responsible, law abiding company we, ObsidianiCorp, will of course provide our IT department with witch robes. Additionally, the pointy hats will be improved by adding cat ears and headsets!  12
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@MNNHNewsEnglish Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
@MNNHNewsEnglish What was wrong with the original suggestion #glimpse ?
To me it looks like the techbros did not want to admit they were wrong and could not accept a great idea because it wasn't theirs.
@MNNHNewsEnglish I hear they're replacing the pepper with a 3D shaded ball