@MNNHNewsEnglish where do we get those witch robes and pointy hats? i wamnt :(

@MNNHNewsEnglish Is this considered to be a funny #joke ?

@MNNHNewsEnglish oh no, where do I get a witch rope?

@MNNHNewsEnglish this is a examplary good idea of our politicians. As it is so unbelievable cold in our offices to fight Russia and stupid past political decisions, the rope keeps us warm.

@MNNHNewsEnglish As a responsible, law abiding company we, ObsidianiCorp, will of course provide our IT department with witch robes. Additionally, the pointy hats will be improved by adding cat ears and headsets!