Red state governors: it’s illegal to say the word abortion, expectant parents are required to buy their newborn children an AR-15, and it’s legal to kill bikers and pedestrians as long as your full sized truck is American made.

Blue state governors: this tiny incremental environmental improvement that has taken 25 years to become law is too much of a burden on cars ability to further ruin citities and will be postponed indefinitely.

NASA successfully debugged a 46-year-old computer that has a latency of nearly two full days. That is truly awesome.

https://blogs.nasa.gov/voyager/2024/04/22/nasas-voyager-1-resumes-sending-engineering-updates-to-earth/

Me, an idiot: “So, kids, by setting the thermostat a little lower and eating less meat, we’re doing our part to make the world more sustainable”

VCs, very smart: “We just raised $100 billion dollars from the sovereign wealth funds of three petrostates to build the world’s largest AI supercomputer. It uses as much power and water as Guatemala and the primary use case is for management consultants to autogenerate powerpoints for justifying mass layoffs.”

The Times is right — e-bikes are a scourge and we must do everything we can to protect our fragile SUV-driving elites from these teen terrors. I propose we construct a nationwide network of separated e-bike enclosures to segregate these monsters from god-fearing motorists.

I’ve attached one such example from a European petrostate that has spent years valiantly protecting cars from the ravages of cycling. With work, we may be able to reduce the number of cyclist-on-motorist deaths to zero.

Babe are you ok? You’ve barely batched your >1000 RPCs