People didn't believe me when I warned them that Apple wouldn't stop with the Magic Mouse.

(@NanoRaptor is my spirit animal)

The house panther surveys her land #Cats #Caturday

She couldn’t be bothered to show up for #Caturday yesterday, sorry. #Cats

Doing a Saturday deploy, and River is being her absolute best house panther. #cats #caturday

Sending a letter with just ".DS_Store" in the middle of the sheet to:

Apple Inc.
1 Apple Park Way
Cupertino, CA 95014
United States

The most perfect Benchy I have ever printed. River is unimpressed and is busy watching TV. #Caturday

Whenever I say to myself, "I've been drinking a lot of Diet Coke lately", I think back to this tweet, and it gives me the resolve to do the right thing (continue drinking Diet Coke).

River and I doing a little planespotting. She doesn’t like it when I point at the TV and say “plane” every few seconds. #Caturday #cats

I hope this email finds you well
I hope this email minds you
I hope this email brings you in
And in the darkness binds you

I visited family for Christmas, and they have this total attention-seeking goofball of a cat. Her name is Socks and yes, she was as proud of balancing herself on that luggage as she looks.
#caturday #cats