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Ryan Finnie

I hope this email finds you well
I hope this email minds you
I hope this email brings you in
And in the darkness binds you

22 comments
kaia
@foo
in the land of Microsoft Teams where the heart emojis are
Grant Gould

@foo Criminy, is that how Return-To-Office is supposed to work?

Tucker Lieberman

@zillanovikov Have you tried this with customer service?

gudenau

@foo I showed this to my brother and he nearly choked on his food, good job!

vedhed21

@foo Foo of a Ryan. Next time throw yourself in.

The Green Knight

@foo brb quitting my job and this will be my letter of resignation.

kylegrove

@foo @stevetex

This is Just to Say

I have hit send on
the euphemisms
that were in
the outbox

and which
you were probably
saving
for 1:1 with your skip-level

Forgive me
they were delicious
so growth-mindset
and so bottom line up front.

Ryan Finnie

@kylegrove @stevetex
This is just to say

I have sent
an email
from my
iPhone

and which
you were probably
expecting
a thorough reply

Forgive me
it was filled with emoji
so brief
and copied the wrong people

Inkican

@foo become ungovernable, for every email to begins with 'I hope this email finds you well,' reply with 'I hope this email finds you in a well.'

The Turtle

@foo "hi, this is Jeff from Vindows tech support, your computer has a birus!!!"

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