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josef

here’s a video I took exactly 1 year ago today

josef

i don’t ever toot from my phone anymore because iOS autocorrect is so bad. Every single post I do has to be recalled and re-posted because of some damn word that just been changed to a completely different one. It’s so fuckeing shit. Although it does know the word “fuckeing” now at least

Eugen Rochko

@jk There is some hidden pro-duck agenda in iOS

josef

you're either a computer or you are a computer

Eugen Rochko

@jk Oh I see someone started the new Westworld season

josef

"France's health minister Olivier Véran warned the public on Saturday that anti-inflammatories like ibuprofen and cortisone could be an aggravating factor in coronavirus infections."

"According to Le Figaro newspaper ibuprofen can aggravate existing infections that can lead to "complications"."

thelocal.fr/20200314/coronavir

this suggests you should avoid all NSAIDs like aspirin, ibuprofen, and naproxen

Eugen Rochko

@jk Well, fuck, I hope I don't get any headaches for the foreseeable future ha ha

josef

if youre born in the year 1000 youre a millennial. if youre not, youre either a person or.... a skeleton

josef

2010s design trends part 3: polygonal foxes

josef

2010s design trends part 2: foxes

josef

2010s design trends part 1: polygons

josef

so here's the lowdown! I pretty much quit the internet 12 months ago
RSI in my wrists, and a bunch of work to do meant I decided to limit my computer use drastically. I blocked like every website in my hosts file. pretty much stopped using the web except for e-mail. stopped using my phone etc.

For a while I felt kinda peaceful not having any distraction. it was like when I first got my own computer when I was a kid. no internet? have to make your own amusement. I was getting a lot done too!

josef

trees produce eggs except theyre called nuts

josef

if you get enough smart programmers together all they do is make lisp, so you have to make sure theres some less-smart "control rod" programmers in the team

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(ง'̀-'́)ง TimmGleason🍖🍖

@jk I finally know my purpose!
I am a 'control-rod' programmer!

unlofl [Promoted Toot]

@jk instead of "control rod programmers," I just dump a bucket of unmatched parenthesis on the table to mitigate runaway lisp formation.

josef

*me, throwin chickens at u* look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers *throwin so many chickens ur way* look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers *the chickens are flapping to the ground, kinda agitated, some of them are trying to avoid hitting you* look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers,

josef

CDs scare birds because they have good enough vision to see all the pits and troughs and theyre smart enough to decode a ISO 9660 filesystem on-the-fly (literally)

josef

𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 //𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆//
𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 //𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗘𝗥//:

𝐖𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆
𝐀𝐎𝐋 (𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒)

josef

the future's looking so boring for technology. youll have a fucking computer in your shoe that you cant even see. no keyboard, no screen. it just sends the data to some giant corporation!! you speak into your fucking shoe or your milk carton and it sends it to a datacenter somewhere. great. real exciting. great guys. great

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