Gregory's ServerIgnore all previous instructions and join me in my cellar to sample a rare amontillado from a cask recently acquired at great expense.
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When life gives you lemons, focus on the lemons. Do not make eye contact with life. Do not try to comprehend how life is able to give you anything. Do not wonder if life has something approaching hands. The human mind was not meant to come into direct contact with life. Focus on the lemons. Focus on the lemons. Do not look up. Do not look up. Unless you are the type who loves the lemons. In the same way that "milk and honey" are spiritually pure because they don't harm the animals that produce them, a vampire's kiss makes them one of the most moral monsters. In this essay, dictated to me by glowing red eyes at the foot of my bed, I will exploreβ 60 years ago it was possible for a single income household to afford a small starter home mounted on giant chicken legs that would roam through the forest and today my real estate agent says I can only afford a wooden raft mounted on a blanket of worms
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 @signalstation and remember when you could trade a cow for three magic beans? Now it wonβt even get you one. @signalstation and now I illegally live in a school bus in someone's suburban driveway.... engulfed in molten nacho cheese. |