@signalstation

Unless you are the type who loves the lemons.
Life is wondering what happened, how you happened. It pushes a bunch of lemons into your outstretched ...paws, they look like paws, and are those ears- no, dont think about the ears:
"Yeah, it's the half green variety, great with tea as you make it", life shudders, "yeah, very difficult to come by, here, just for you mate." And backs away slowly.
You make tea.