AI is like they put googly eyes on the computer and all the investors seeing it are like: haha woah who's this charming fellow, i like his gumption

"average british person earns enough money to be alive" actually just statistical error. taxcuts georg, who lives in belize and makes £10,000,000 per second is an outlier and should not have been counted

welsh lightning mages currently trying to physically sever wales from the rUK

"scream" is a movie series about how bad it is to receive a phone call

Inktober 2022 Day 1: Gargoyle
#Inktober #Drawtober #MastoArt

important research about cats being friends with each other: "Cats learn the names of their friend cats in their daily lives"

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-022-10261-5

Only-One-Of-It Machine

when an american man walks into a quaint wee pub in Scotland and announces he is 1/8th Scottish, we all leap up with tears in our eyes & cry out "a lost son of Alba is returned to us!" and everyone busies round him and gets him a whisky and an old lady called Morag tearfully hugs him and calls him a bonny lad, and we all ask him to marry our bonny daughters, and the auld men start up a ceilidh tune and we teach him to dance like a Scot and when he's all tired out we cut off his head and eat him