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Astrid (Certified Server Maid)
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@astrid "Serverless" is like taking a taxi everyday and calling your lifestyle "carless", because you don't own or maintain the taxi.
Astrid (Certified Server Maid)
I live to please my gf and the borrow checker
Astrid (Certified Server Maid)
pump and dump? god i want someone to pump into me and dump their cum into me
Astrid (Certified Server Maid)
Remember to give your local sysadmin lots of headscritches for being a good kitten and doing a great job!
Astrid (Certified Server Maid)
I want someone to put "high risk for homosexual behavior" on my medical chart
Astrid (Certified Server Maid)
"sorry babe we're out of vegan sausage"
"well..." *looks down*
Astrid (Certified Server Maid)
"jxjdhskjdjd"
"sorry a cat walked over my keyboard"
"wait but you don't have a cat"
"no like, i walked over the keyboard"
Astrid (Certified Server Maid)
nixos girls when they meet each other (they start declaratively reproducing with each other 😳)
Astrid (Certified Server Maid)
veterinarian stickers are absolutely sending me
Astrid (Certified Server Maid)
A pirate who lets other domains view their content, call that a CORSair
Astrid (Certified Server Maid)
scp users when their file transfer program causes paranormal events around them
Astrid (Certified Server Maid)
i love the vibe of homura akemi as a magical girl
it's like, "yeah i'm a magical girl, my power is GLOCK"
Astrid (Certified Server Maid)
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