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@astrid "Serverless" is like taking a taxi everyday and calling your lifestyle "carless", because you don't own or maintain the taxi.
pump and dump? god i want someone to pump into me and dump their cum into me
Remember to give your local sysadmin lots of headscritches for being a good kitten and doing a great job!
I want someone to put "high risk for homosexual behavior" on my medical chart
"jxjdhskjdjd"
"sorry a cat walked over my keyboard" "wait but you don't have a cat" "no like, i walked over the keyboard" nixos girls when they meet each other (they start declaratively reproducing with each other 😳)
A pirate who lets other domains view their content, call that a CORSair
scp users when their file transfer program causes paranormal events around them
i love the vibe of homura akemi as a magical girl
it's like, "yeah i'm a magical girl, my power is GLOCK" |