If a doctor told me i would die unless i stopped being mad about watchmen well i’m sorry doc but i had a good run.

Remember this guy?

Going to rap genius dot com for the latest taylor swift lyrics

Questions? Problems? Concerns? Call us at 561-866-4173. this is my real phone number do not call it right now but you can text me if we are mutuals

Making millions of dollars a day. How? I work in the U.S. Mint...

Shoutout to flowless, mary, rico, dank,luigi and Extinct

:Jokee: This is what i’m talking about

@Gargron you ever seen the movie the social network? with Jesse Eisenberg as Zuck? good stuff... A lot of lessons in there...

John oliver - Start doing "NEXT week tonight"! Much more impressive if you would be able to predict the future

Official Israel twitter account confirms the divinity of Jesus Christ, technically reversing two thousand years of rabbinical teachings, all to try to own The Tweet of God account

i hate to say that i was right to hold off on sharing the fundraiser links. gofundme scamming is so fucked lol and it almost always happens

The closest i’ve ever been to a yacht was washing the windows on a really small one, just the outside windows, and i had to stop because it was raining... one day i will set sail like Elon

Walking through Pan’s Labyrinth, unbothered by any of it

Biden voice WHY WHY WHY why WHY

The protagonists in godard’s movies and really a lot of french movies in general are always in a vague kind of danger. i can only assume that is how the french live their lives every day

Pirates of the caribbean is the best film trilogy of all time

Between B*rbarossa, my ex-girlfriend, the squid pirate from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of the day. Jacky needy drinky.

What if there was a magical world hidden in plain sight, in modern-day New York City?

Give me an artist and i will rank their albums

The main reason I hate Zoom is because it ensured that the name “zoomers” for my generation is permanently set. etched in stone. no getting a badass name like greatest gen 2 now