Just kind of chilling around pretending i didnt say i was going to bed like the seinfeld where george tries to tell his boss he was joking when he quit

It’s my birthday! #Whatsup

Hot Take: If you need the Internet to tell you what to name a boating vessel you probably don’t have any business buying one

I really enjoy reacting to things in real time. like right over there? something’s happening. and here’s me, reacting to it!

Not feeling the posts today. they just aren’t coming

I’m getting online. I’m getting offline. I’m going back and forth with it.

There should be a movie about a fucked up hotel. Maybe one that reveals that the real ghosts are our own inner demons.

the date will be rescheduled

Hi

Can we get #SabrinaChristmas trending it helps to be in a festive mood 🎄

might have to cancel the date tomorrow so i can drive my brother to my grandparents so he can attend his online classes and i’m sure she’ll understand but there is no way for me not to feel like the biggest fucking piece of shit on the planet for doing that

They are keeping the dune movie from the people

there's an advanced type of antisemitism they only have in Britain and it is just so phenomenal. i hope to visit one day, and i dream of having an awful time

USING MENTAL TECHNIQUES AS OUTLINED IN THE BOOK "THE ASCENDED SIMP" TO PREVENT MYSELF FROM DEVELOPING A CRUSH ON THIS RANDO I TALKED TO FOR FIVE MINUTES

Freakin out again

Oh Shit! The Mike Pence Fly Got A Book Deal Called "Fly On The Wall: My Fifteen Minutes of Fame"

i don't care. i don't i really don't BUT which furry called me an antisemite

Thinking about how no one man should have all that power...

i'm going to price my toots competitively... for FIVE dollars i will post whatever you want. that's capitalism baby

and a huge fuck you to the people for bernie twitter account, who in response to news breaking about the forced hysterectomies and other genocidal actions actively being carried out in ICE concentration camps, decided to post "Our system is so inherently patriarchal they didn't even think to preform safe and largely reversible vasectomies"