Just kind of chilling around pretending i didnt say i was going to bed like the seinfeld where george tries to tell his boss he was joking when he quit
Just kind of chilling around pretending i didnt say i was going to bed like the seinfeld where george tries to tell his boss he was joking when he quit Hot Take: If you need the Internet to tell you what to name a boating vessel you probably don’t have any business buying one I really enjoy reacting to things in real time. like right over there? something’s happening. and here’s me, reacting to it! There should be a movie about a fucked up hotel. Maybe one that reveals that the real ghosts are our own inner demons. might have to cancel the date tomorrow so i can drive my brother to my grandparents so he can attend his online classes and i’m sure she’ll understand but there is no way for me not to feel like the biggest fucking piece of shit on the planet for doing that just gonna have to let down the only person in my life who cares about me to endure hours of background fox news instead i’m gonna be sick there's an advanced type of antisemitism they only have in Britain and it is just so phenomenal. i hope to visit one day, and i dream of having an awful time USING MENTAL TECHNIQUES AS OUTLINED IN THE BOOK "THE ASCENDED SIMP" TO PREVENT MYSELF FROM DEVELOPING A CRUSH ON THIS RANDO I TALKED TO FOR FIVE MINUTES Let me have this one, i never post like this, regularly scheduled bullshit will be commencing soon. Oh Shit! The Mike Pence Fly Got A Book Deal Called "Fly On The Wall: My Fifteen Minutes of Fame" i'm going to price my toots competitively... for FIVE dollars i will post whatever you want. that's capitalism baby and a huge fuck you to the people for bernie twitter account, who in response to news breaking about the forced hysterectomies and other genocidal actions actively being carried out in ICE concentration camps, decided to post "Our system is so inherently patriarchal they didn't even think to preform safe and largely reversible vasectomies" |