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confused anime guy

Just kind of chilling around pretending i didnt say i was going to bed like the seinfeld where george tries to tell his boss he was joking when he quit

confused anime guy

Hot Take: If you need the Internet to tell you what to name a boating vessel you probably don’t have any business buying one

confused anime guy

I really enjoy reacting to things in real time. like right over there? something’s happening. and here’s me, reacting to it!

confused anime guy

Not feeling the posts today. they just aren’t coming

confused anime guy

I’m getting online. I’m getting offline. I’m going back and forth with it.

confused anime guy

There should be a movie about a fucked up hotel. Maybe one that reveals that the real ghosts are our own inner demons.

confused anime guy

Can we get #SabrinaChristmas trending it helps to be in a festive mood 🎄

confused anime guy

might have to cancel the date tomorrow so i can drive my brother to my grandparents so he can attend his online classes and i’m sure she’ll understand but there is no way for me not to feel like the biggest fucking piece of shit on the planet for doing that

confused anime guy

just gonna have to let down the only person in my life who cares about me to endure hours of background fox news instead i’m gonna be sick

confused anime guy

They are keeping the dune movie from the people

confused anime guy

there's an advanced type of antisemitism they only have in Britain and it is just so phenomenal. i hope to visit one day, and i dream of having an awful time

confused anime guy

the states can't compete with this energy. this post coming from a landlord no less

confused anime guy

USING MENTAL TECHNIQUES AS OUTLINED IN THE BOOK "THE ASCENDED SIMP" TO PREVENT MYSELF FROM DEVELOPING A CRUSH ON THIS RANDO I TALKED TO FOR FIVE MINUTES

confused anime guy

Let me have this one, i never post like this, regularly scheduled bullshit will be commencing soon.

confused anime guy

Oh Shit! The Mike Pence Fly Got A Book Deal Called "Fly On The Wall: My Fifteen Minutes of Fame"

confused anime guy

i don't care. i don't i really don't BUT which furry called me an antisemite

confused anime guy

Thinking about how no one man should have all that power...

confused anime guy

i'm going to price my toots competitively... for FIVE dollars i will post whatever you want. that's capitalism baby

confused anime guy

and a huge fuck you to the people for bernie twitter account, who in response to news breaking about the forced hysterectomies and other genocidal actions actively being carried out in ICE concentration camps, decided to post "Our system is so inherently patriarchal they didn't even think to preform safe and largely reversible vasectomies"

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