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Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.

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1990s: "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
2020s: "On the Internet, everybody knows you're a catgirl."

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This was one of the most classic internal Google comics, "declassified" in 2021 (10 years later) after the cartoonist @lmanul@twitter.com left Google. https://goomics.net/50/

A highway with the sign Welcome to Google. The left lane is in disrepair and says Q<del>main road</del> - deprecated, don't even think about it." The right lane is blocked and says "new road, under construction - danger!"
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The most entertaining off-topic comment of my blog post on Hacker News is about blocking the anime girl picture. One poster said the blogger must have used an underhanded evil trick to stop uBlock Origin's "block element" from working... No, it's literally just body {background-image: url}, semantically the most correct possible way to express it... Since it's a global background, not an element, uBlock Origin unfortunately can't see it. ​:blobcatgiggle2:​

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Q: What is the similarity between Fedi users and x86 computer video cards?

A: One needs to read bios before interaction.

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on fediverse, your timezone doesn't matter, your sleep schedule is always fucked enough you're online at the same time as everyone else- @chjara@snowdin.town

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Literally me, except I'm not a cute anime girl. #animeirl

"Good morning! What time is it?"

"Probably around 6 o'clock?"

"It's so refreshing to wake up early. It's so bright in the morning!"

"It's sunset."
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Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. We'll fix it in software.

Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The application can work around it.

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. We'll document it in the manual.

Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. The user can figure it out.

Q: How many users does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. The user has insufficient privileges to perform this operation.

Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. We'll fix it in software.

Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The application can work around it.

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. We'll document it in the manual.

Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. The user can figure it out.

Q: How many users does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. The user has insufficient...

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Q: What do sysadmins say when there's a BGP routing problem?

A: What a pain in the AS!

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"Marisa, the grid bias voltage has drifted and needs recalibration." https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/65383204 #animeirl

Marisa Kirisame and Alice Margatroid are fiddling with a CRT oscilloscope with digital control.
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Multimeters use CAT ratings to show when it's safe to the use the meter due to possible hazardous overvoltage from the mains. Always make sure the meter's CAT level is suitable for your task! (src: https://www.adafruit.com/galleries/cats-of-engineering & https://www.maxpierson.me/2010/10/13/my-nixie-clock-build/) #electronics #cat #cats

A long haired orange cat rests its head on a multimeter. 

Photo Credit: Windell Oskay
Name of Cat: JellyBean
Source: https://www.adafruit.com/galleries/cats-of-engineering
A sleeping grey cat lovingly cradles a multimeter.

Photo Credit: Max
Name of Cat: Clawdius
Source: https://www.maxpierson.me/2010/10/13/my-nixie-clock-build/
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Literally me, except I'm not a cute anime girl... #animeirl

"I just happen to have an oscilloscope with me today."
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Drug abuse is when a company sells an essential drug at a greatly artificially inflated price.

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Fedi group implies the existence of Fedi ring...

...Oh, wait a minute.

Natasha Nox πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

@niconiconi Never become girlfriends over the internet alone. You have to meet each other to know if it can work.

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#TIL The MS-DOS keyboard driver KEYB contained a full bytecode interpreter with conditional branching, the keymap on DOS was configured by executing bytecode sequences in KEYBOARD.SYS. https://groups.google.com/g/comp.os.msdos.programmer/c/l_IuSHsBDWQ/m/887rJF9IYmMJ #retrocomputing

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