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i'm the kind of idiot who talks about computers when she's horny and talks about horny when she's computers

"the gay and trans people are grooming our children," said the youth pastor after teaching kids about hell at Sunday school

bruh i keep licking my gfs face, i'm actually just a fucking cat

call me an ipv6 dns record the way i'm always goin AAAA

bitches be like "i'm fucking stupid" after answering a question about context free grammars

yeah i'm gender critical
my gender is too high pressure and temperature to be categorized as a liquid or a gas anymore, help, i can't contain it anymore,

come to fedi, we have:

horny trans peoplesuspiciously funny markov botsdude who thinks hitler is to his leftpedo terf jesusmore horny trans people but this time they’re probably gonna start a revolution🍮literal cybercriminalsinstance full of tankiesinstance full of pedosright-winger who is definitely inside a datacenterserver maidsfunctional programmersOS holy warsvery block-happy mastodon users

fed dogs

one is a compiler, and the other is a decompiler, and they're dating

bitches be like "I'm a stupid brain empty bimbo" and then write a quick math proof out of boredom

async/await? c/c++? strange pronouns but okay

wtf-8 encoding

could a vim girl ever love an emacs girl?
"no," replies the emacs girl using her built-in email client

it's the day

Hey girl are you my code because you're a fucking mess and I want to delete you

gleason when mew mew

love eating RAM 😋chewy capacitors and cronchy transistors