We've been getting requests on how to get popular on the #fediverse so we decided to interview some of the most popular fedizens to learn their skills so you too can be #FediFamous

Here are their answers:

"share funny memes, interact with (most) who interact with you, be gay, and you too can become a niche micro internet celebrity"

"Hate computer, post funnies, simple as"

"post cock pics. No, post ball pics"

"post memes"

"Meta, post meta."

"Hmmmm It think that by having presence.
Like certainty of your personality
Like no one can be [REDACTED]
Or no one else could be or post like [REDACTED]
People that are memorable are the people that get most follows"

"Cumposting"

And what do these all have in common? The word POST. That's right the best and ultimate way to get the most out of the fediverse is to post and post lots.

The more you post the more likely people will find you and engage with you. So goodluck and get your e-clout

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I saw Gargron at a grocery store in Berlin yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen diapers in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the diapers and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical federation,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each diaper and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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If you've ever tried to install #software or use any #Linux distro you may have seen terms like "GPL License" or the "GNU General Public License"

These are the licenses needed to legally operate the software or distro.

Even #mastodon requires the GNU Affero General Public License before safe and legal operation. You can learn more about acquiring said licenses at https://www.gnu.org/licenses/

Remember to always have a certified license before operating sophisticated software.

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