#Cum is the most popular tag on fedi!

Use it to farm horny clout #feditips

If you have been around the #fediverse long enough you may have heard the term "#hellthread".

These refer to a thread of posts so long that they often cause federation issues.

They are named that way because, like masturbating, participating in such an activity is a sin and you will go to hell for it. #feditips

The #fediverse is made up of many interconnected nodes running on a variety of software.

Which software do YOU use to post on fedi? Answer the #poll below! 📋

Or reply with your unique fedi tech. 🗣️

Beware of those using the #fediblock tag. Many who use it are toxic and use it as a dog whistle to advertise "based" instances on the fediverse.

Going so far as to make alt accounts on genuine sites and pretend to complain about fediblock as a way to advertise these toxic instances.

It is recommended you block those who use the tag and touch grass as soon as possible #feditips

More upcoming Mastodon features:
- web3 integration, we'll soon be able to set hexagonal avatars with verified NFTs
- florps - Mastodon's name for snapchat-like messages
- voice chat
- webp support for all images

#feditips

Know someone IRL with a Mastodon account? If you pinch their nose, it extends into a full elephant trunk. #feditips

Let's all love Lain!

#feditips

If you see a post with more than 500 characters that means it's running an illegal copy of mastodon! Be sure to report it to the FediFeds! #feditips