@warandpeas Ancient astronauts? That's a scam made to entertain the culturally & spiritually empty.

@warandpeas funny how no one ever suspects aliens built stuff white people built

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SciFi people be like "Star Wars or Star Trek" 🤔🤷‍♂️

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yes.

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@warandpeas oh yeah more like shedding so hard

@warandpeas Careful, #LinkedIn will take it for their marketing.

@warandpeas I totally understand McSexy, that's our curse!

@warandpeas … luckily Air Freshener Man managed to somehow protect his secret identity.

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One of our clients did a video which was pretty brilliant I wish I could still find it.

The premise was he was a secret agent who constantly shit his pants, thereby giving himself away to the enemy.

There were various chase scenes, some with him waddling during the chase from all the shit in his pants (like a certain ex-President) and stopping at the laundromat to wash his clothes, etc.

“They’ll smell you coming a mile away.”

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@warandpeas ive heard somewhere on here that in many regions of europe public restrooms have individual miniature rooms for each individual toilet

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@warandpeas I hope this one gives better advice than Clippy. 🤭

@warandpeas someone do a pull request to gods fabric-of-the-universe project.

@warandpeas playing now, and for now, i like 🙂

@warandpeas "Oh thank God. Now I don't have to deal with her."

@warandpeas You missed it just for one day, yesterday it would have been perfect. 🎂

@warandpeas Like any good friend would

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@warandpeas jeez. Why you go be looking at my diary like that.

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@warandpeas Wow Death trying to get ahead of the game and see who will die next.

@warandpeas I see people pay 10 euro per minute for online tarot card reading. Ridiculous.

@warandpeas Is this a log scale? There's no way this is a linear function

@warandpeas Moral of the story: eat your friend's corpse 👍

@warandpeas With a nod to Heinlein's "Stranger in a Strange Land"

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Cute! Thanks for putting alt text.

It does say "4-panel comic" when there are in fact 6 panels. But that's okay! I guess those two are bonus panels.

:)
Thanks for spreading a little cheer.