@warandpeas I don't care what he's done in that soup. I ain't eating it. 😱

@warandpeas good-for-her.gif

@warandpeas How is it possible after the destruction of all living things on the planet that one living thing comes up asking another for a story? 🤔

@warandpeas This made me smile. Thanks!

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that's awesome. thanks

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@warandpeas maybe post this at r/antiwork?

@warandpeas Nuclearised atoll?

@warandpeas The entire concept of a birdkini is not something I thought I'd have to address today, but I'm not mad about it.

@warandpeas me, to my wife ♥️🍑

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Fake news! Cows methane comes for 1/3 from farts, and for 2/3 from burps 😁

Four panel comic

One: Man holding "FREE SHRUGS" sign

Two: Another man approaches man holding sign

Three: Man puts down "FREE SHRUGS" sign and shrugs

Four: Sign man has picked sign back up. Other man is leaving panel saying "Thanks. I needed that."

@warandpeas The response I get when I ask why the Supreme Court has lost its collective mind.

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What a tightass. I guess that's why he's named McSexy.

@warandpeas somebody cutta my spaghet!

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