Maybe I will just listen to Pete Seeger all day

I caught Shankly mid-sneeze and I cannot stop laughing at this picture

My scrunchies came, this is my life now

I should be eating lunch or watching a Lifetime movie or both or knitting or something, anything, but instead I got back in bed and am listening to podcasts

@dirt #ChasteMemeFriday

On the one hand, I would like my brain to stop telling me to shut the fuck up, nobody cares what you have to say, but on the other hand, that's a really good point, a solid point

We got a new record player and Evelyn has already claimed it as her own

The only reason anyone follows me is that I'm a slightly less problematic version of the Aunt Karen whose posts you vaguely miss seeing on Facebook but it's not like you're going to go on Facebook to catch up with her

Friendship ended with fire safety, space heater is my new best friend (selfie, ec)

I'm done taking pictures of Evelyn, I'm never going to top these

I have to get up!!!!

I'm not on Twitter and therefore genuinely have no idea why people are talking about Mr. Peanut

My brother is currently viewing a presentation that includes this pie chart

Please, if you are designing a website and putting all the "about" and "contact" links at the bottom, do not also put an infinite scroll of embedded Facebook posts in the page, I will never be able to click the tantalizing information I need

I hope there's someone out there who gets mad at my extremely ungroomed eyebrows every time I post a selfie

Looking at posts from over a year ago and being sad about who's not here anymore but also happy that I have made other friends

Would anyone like to guess how I feel about this embedded tweet

Ridiculous that I have to run errands and go to work today, instead of just sitting under a blanket with this guy

I understand that I chose a very bad time to promote my newsletter but I was done with it and had to send it before I forgot

Shankly is trying to ignore me yelling about nerds