IMPORTANT NEWS: my cat is using a clean pair of socks as a pillow for her tiny face

If you're worried about your admin reading your DMs just be on an instance where the admin doesn't remember how to do that

Sometimes Shankly looks like he has just learned to speak English and he has something to say and that thing is, "how DARE you"

Good morning from the void draped across the chair

Please stop what you are doing and look at this fucking cat

This extremely round red boi was hanging out outside my kitchen window today

I think today is the day I put scrunchies down the whole length of my ponytail, no I am not getting cabin feverish and weird just because I haven't gone to work since Saturday

Truly remarkable how unhelpful Evelyn is being, even by her standards

Dreaming of being allowed to go outside, I assume

@Pawdraig he will just wait here thank you

I'm not letting Shankly share my lunch and I have broken his entire heart

I think I might actually talk to a doctor about how I don't sleep like a normal person and never have

This list is an excellent encapsulation of why it is totally fucked to describe "emo" as a real kind of music that exists http://www.vulture.com/article/best-emo-songs.html

I went to lie down but Shankly wanted to sit on my chest and vigorously drool (he's fine)

@dirt he's napping

Well, that was a nice endorphin high while it lasted, back to lying on the bed staring at the cats because at least they don't make me feel worse

There was a plate with Parmesan cheese on it to the left

All felines, regardless of their size, shape, or sex have an extra flap of skin on their bellies called a primordial pouch.

I always like everyone else's Picrews and I never like the ones I try to make for myself and I have just realized this is an extension of the thing I do where I think everyone in the world is pretty except me

This is from a thing Sarah Vollman did for the New Yorker and I want it very much