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Alex Kondratenko :flag_wbw:

A joke:

Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior.
So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:
-Is Crimea ours?
-Yes, it is.
-And the Donbas?
-Also ours.
-And Kyiv?
-We got that too.
Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:
-Thanks, how much do I owe you?
-5 euros.

@rf

A joke:

Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior.
So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:
-Is Crimea ours?
-Yes, it is.
-And the Donbas?
-Also ours.
-And Kyiv?
-We got that too.
Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:
-Thanks, how much do I owe you?
-5 euros.

Yomi

@alexkond @rf

не, ну не настолько ж старые баяны из 80х переделывать то?

Александр
Я так понимаю, что в итоге присоединили весь ЕС? :)
tumach

@alexkond @rf

>A joke

Where?

All I see is a mixed copy of an old soviet "anekdote" (funny sketch) about J. F. Kennedy, analitics machine and coke price after nuclear war.

- 2 roubles.

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