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NEW FROM ME: so i guess i hacked samsung?!
it's not quite xz but at least my grandma knows what samsung is

a short bug bounty write up on how i randomly stumbled onto samsung cloud infrastructure

(not an april fools bit)

https://maia.crimew.gay/posts/i-hacked-samsung/
NEW FROM ME: so i guess i hacked samsung?!
it's not quite xz but at least my grandma knows what samsung is

a short bug bounty write up on how i randomly stumbled onto samsung cloud infrastructure
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#fediblock - i guess?

new blog post: meet the shitpoasters - the nazis made an oopsie

let's look at the professional profiles of poa.st and bae.st users

https://maia.crimew.gay/posts/meet-the-shitpoasters/
#fediblock - i guess?

new blog post: meet the shitpoasters - the nazis made an oopsie

let's look at the professional profiles of
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part 2 of the #FuckStalkerware series, this one is pretty big!

https://maia.crimew.gay/posts/fuckstalkerware-2/

also exclusively covered by techcrunch (less technical but more analysis than my post) here:

https://techcrunch.com/2023/07/24/spyhide-stalkerware-android/
part 2 of the #FuckStalkerware series, this one is pretty big!

https://maia.crimew.gay/posts/fuckstalkerware-2/

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breaking: twitter accidentally first tech megacorp to introduce actual digital wellness features
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#FuckStalkerware pt. 0 - intro + what is stalkerware?

the start of a new series/mission

https://maia.crimew.gay/posts/fuckstalkerware-0/
Tired Bunny :bunhdcomfysleep:
@maia I usually share my location with parents, at first using Google Maps, and currently using Home Assistant server my father set up, but I specifically know that reason I was asked (i had ability to refuse) to do that I tend to not respond to messages and calls in time
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alright so i absolutely hate doing this, but, i need money, i am moving to a different city in a month, have a massive bill to pay and potentially have some legal costs coming up soon. and i currently don't even have enough to cover that one invoice :/

i am glad about any money i can get via ko-fi (https://ko-fi.com/nyancrimew) or merch sales (https://crimew.shop) (profit margins are temporarily raised a bit) to help through this significantly more expensive coming month
alright so i absolutely hate doing this, but, i need money, i am moving to a different city in a month, have a massive bill to pay and potentially have some legal costs coming up soon. and i currently don't even have enough to cover that one invoice :/
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new, incredibly personal, blog post is up, i feel like it's time for me to talk a bit about my mental health and my public image

https://maia.crimew.gay/posts/god-im-fucked-up/
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doing some more important journalistic work right now
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me: im into polyarmory
her: you mean polyamory right?
me: [with multiple swords] what
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the ideal fedi instance is a single user instance with 30 users
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new users love to imply fedi is a new thing that only started like a month ago
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so a twitter blue verified account tweeting about insulin becoming free actually crashes that companies stocks significantly, apparently even taking the other insulin manufacturers stocks down with them

i am actually starting to like this new twitter 👍
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wtf people in my friend circle are starting to have kids, that's fucked up i just started puberty
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meow ^.^ paws at u paws at u paws at u paws at u paws at u paws at u paws at u paws at u
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just found out the "cat" in "catboy" isn't short for catholic, i think i'm going to be sick
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