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Jade :3 🔞

well fedi
you made us do this so you gotta help us (read: please boost): how do we fuck a pumpkin?

some more specific questions:
- how risky is it to get some STI or infection or whatever, with and without a condom?
- for those experienced with this, what kinda pumpkin do you recommend?
- how do we cut it up?
- what should we think about and probably add to this list?

this will probably get continued in a thread.

well fedi
you made us do this so you gotta help us (read: please boost): how do we fuck a pumpkin?

some more specific questions:
- how risky is it to get some STI or infection or whatever, with and without a condom?
- for those experienced with this, what kinda pumpkin do you recommend?
- how do we cut it up?
- what should we think about and probably add to this list?

Clover :neocat_3c:
@jade I love kink logistics

if it's a fresh pumpkin there's like no way to get an STI, but there's definitely a chance of UTI since pumpkin juice getting up there probably ain't very good

for cutting I'd kind of assume that a knife, or pumpkin carving tools would do well, thought you'd probably want to cut it in a way where it's just big enough to fit
@jade I love kink logistics

if it's a fresh pumpkin there's like no way to get an STI, but there's definitely a chance of UTI since pumpkin juice getting up there probably ain't very good
Jade :3 🔞

so, fedi
i asked jokingly if fedi wants me to fuck a pumpkin
13 people out of 20 voted yes.

now, i dont wanna concede that easily... so if this post gets either 250 boosts or 500 favs (alts count) by october 25., i will indeed figure out how to fuck a pumpkin and upload it here.

edit: congrats. now pls help us actually do this dumb shit: girlcock.club/@jade/1133294780

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Millie Softpaws :catblush:​

@jade 250 boosts reached, HAVE FUN! 🎃​:flan_yea:​

Riven Skye

@jade yo wth am I reading.

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