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 “Before her death, 99-year-old Catarina Orduña Pérez had one final wish: a giant statue of a dick on top of her grave. Her family unveiled the completed monument — a 5-and-a-half-foot-tall cock and balls weighing nearly 600 pounds — mounted on her tomb at a cemetery in Mexico this past weekend as a ‘recognition of her love and joy for life.’” Bookmark this link in case ten years from now you are wondering why your refrigerator talks like an Edwardian dowager https://www.wired.com/story/harvard-ai-training-dataset-openai-microsoft/
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   @jalefkowit “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of Oikos Triple Zero High Protein Nonfat Greek Yogurt. Would you like to order some for Peapod delivery?” WHAT I THOUGHT COMPUTERS WOULD BRING US: An enlightened future full of reason and leisure WHAT COMPUTERS ACTUALLY BROUGHT US: "We are proud to announce that the Torment Nexus now supports dark mode"
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@jalefkowit consecutively: “we’re phasing out light mode in favor of defaulting to dark mode, since we’ve seen torment nexus users overwhelmingly prefer dark mode” @jalefkowit lemmy (@rain_worl) guess, it doesn't respect your browser settings? The future is an AI-generated anime waifu singing a personalized song just for you about why your insurance company isn't going to pay for a kidney transplant
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 @jalefkowit "Sure! Here's a fun and personalized song for you, with a little tongue-in-cheek humor about your insurance company:" @jalefkowit The verse where she explains that the subscriber's out of pocket maximum is two organs is so compelling.  |
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@jalefkowit @CosmicTraveler I’m now fascinated to know who may be buried here…
@jalefkowit springs to mind this, may need translation :)
https://youtu.be/oBRywUeiB6Y?si=AaJwUexP9vSZ8lph
@jalefkowit say what you want you’ll know her grave site from far far away.