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Leona
Leona
Microsoft
22 August at 16:01

To improve performance of Windows 11 systems, we will be forcing our entire Windows development sector to develop solely on bottom tier Chromebooks modified to run Windows. Against their will.
We will also be burning their more powerful computers, as described in the contract they signed when they joined us, we can do that.

22 August at 16:10 | Open on mastodon.ml
Leona

@microsoft yooooo let's go

my gaming computer could finally display a settings page without hanging

22 August at 16:11 | Open on mastodon.ml
Leona

element (клиент matrix) в эстонии делают или что

почему уведомления приходят через час

буквально

22 August at 16:00 | Open on mastodon.ml
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Дмитрий Марков

@jilotta а что ты хотел от софта написанного на ссаном электроне? Поставь neochat и будет тебе счастье.

22 August at 19:18 | Open on mastodon.social
Leona
Leona
Leona
vyivel :: Either Kira [🐁]
13 August at 11:19
"so what panel do you use" uhhhhhhhhhh

(no this is not a nested compositor)
16 August at 17:50 | Open on mastodon.ml
Leona
Microsoft
15 August at 12:46

I would like to formally apologize for my misbehavior on the internet here.
I will however not apologize for the pipe bombs. Those were gifts from me to you, and crafted with the highest quality materials.
We are very sorry about the AI stuff though, but we have to keep the shareholders happy or like 90% of the world's infrastructure will collapse

15 August at 12:56 | Open on mastodon.ml
Leona
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14 August at 16:16 | Open on meow.miabaka.moe
NeonPurpleStar :heart_pan:
@delroth wait, so you have the right to alter a comic if you display the name of the original artist?
14 August at 16:24 | Open on outerheaven.club
angelthorns

@delroth Elements encryption is so strong even the users can't decrypt it :dragnloaf:

17 August at 16:52 | Open on social.treehouse.systems
Leona
aster
30 July at 14:36

i think theres somethign wrong with my linux guys
15 August at 5:15 | Open on mastodon.ml
Leona
trinity-1686a
13 August at 15:46

i propose we stop using CMYK for color printing: instead we should rename Key to Aphotic, and reorder the colors to make the following color model: YMCA

14 August at 17:50 | Open on mastodon.ml
Leona
Leona

if you eat ginger and licorice together, your body takes a screenshot

14 August at 15:25 | Open on mastodon.ml
Leona
Leona

there are three kinds of people

those who use favorites as a way of saving special posts

those who use favorites as a like button

and those who use them as a read indicator

12 August at 17:18 | Open on mastodon.ml
Leona

What does the favorite/like/default reaction mean to you? (boost for reach)

12 August at 17:31 | Open on mastodon.ml
Leona

@Evv1L даже вне контекста оправдывает свой ник
12 August at 13:22 | Open on mastodon.ml
Leona
Leona
Leona
Leona

Developer 1: let's write abbreviations in all caps, because it's that way in written language, so
Developer 2: no, abbreviations are still words, so only the first letter is capital
Developer 3: hear me out

XMLHttpRequest (XML in capital, Http in small)

7 August at 18:57 | Open on mastodon.ml
Leona

i don't know why did i even start supporting ie8 in the first place

that thing is a year older than me

my app probably also supports firefox 3 since i didn't use any ie-specific features, but i didn't test for it

i'm losing my sanity
5 August at 20:29 | Open on mastodon.ml
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