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Darius Kazemi

The year is 2024. Boards of Canada's "Roy G. Biv" is now airport lounge "golden oldies" music.

(brought to you by hearing it in an airport lounge)

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Arp Laszlo • Comics • ADHD

@darius Jfc, and I thought hearing Nirvana in the grocery store was depressing.

jesse

@darius Hearing Bohemian Like You by the Dandy Warhols at Walmart recently did this to me too

Darius Kazemi

Boss makes a penny. I make a pound. that's why I pet the company hound

Darius Kazemi

So, @kissane and I have formally kicked off our Fediverse research project! Briefly, we are doing interviews with admin/mod teams about governance models and practices that are in place on servers with ~150-2500 active users. More info is available here on the project blog:

write.as/fediversalist-papers/

The blog is hosted at write.as which means you can follow it at @fediversalist-papers, or via RSS, or via email (there's a form on the bottom of the main blog page).

So, @kissane and I have formally kicked off our Fediverse research project! Briefly, we are doing interviews with admin/mod teams about governance models and practices that are in place on servers with ~150-2500 active users. More info is available here on the project blog:

write.as/fediversalist-papers/

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Thekingoflorda

@darius @kissane @fediversalist-papers I’m an admin for lemmy.world, so if you need any help, let me know (:

Tim Cowlishaw

@darius @kissane @fediversalist-papers embarrassingly late to this (thank you @jcalpickard for the nudge) but would be very happy to help in any way I can and will be following the outcomes with interest . This is absolutely vital work!

Darius Kazemi

Our new episode of JoJo's Bizarre Explainer, "Eleven Men and Two Babies" is now out! We cover issues 46 and 47 of Steel Ball Run, which is about a girl in a tree who uhhh gives you things and uhhh you have to use them but only in an honorable way? Plus: men inside men, as is the JoJo's way.

explainjojo.com/episodes/s06e2

@courtney

Zurdo

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@courtney

Right this weekend I was chatting to a friend, commenting on how they're very very slowly listening through the podcast.

Seeing this episode pop up next time I checked my feeds felt like we had performed a summoning ritual, specially given the new episode's name is a reference to the episode they're on.

Darius Kazemi

TIL that JPEG encoding in the wild is even more complicated than the very complicated documentation makes it out to be. For example, most references I can find say that the difference between an RGB and a CMYK jpeg is the former will have 3 "components" and the latter 4. This in theory should be encoded in a particular start-of-frame byte. And yet I have seen images detected as CMYK by ffmpeg have "03" in that byte position. And there are reports of CMYK jpegs that are really RGB under the hood?

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JP

@darius also does it look cool when you view an RGB JPEG as CMYK or vice versa (or is that not possible given the different strides + amounts of expected data)

Shawn Medero

@darius The most fun I had working on HTML5 (in the most tiny of roles, btw) was when people would bring stuff like this to the working group and I'd get to go dive into the archives of the internet trying to reverse engineer the decision making that led us to the state we were in. 99% of the time there was never ill intent - some implementation was left with a bunch of bad choices and the people responsible picked the one they thought would cause the least harm.

Eli the Bearded

@darius I've never read the JPEG spec. Still about 18 years ago I tried to get a CMYK JPEG into a more easily usable format. I wrote up my adventures in learning about the format here:

qaz.wtf/jpeg/

Darius Kazemi

Edited to add: Lol, this was originally about Threads not kicking off their fediverse tests yet, but it looks like literally within minutes of me writing this, those tests began. I guess check the edit history on this to see the info I posted originally, but as of now you can now look up @-mosseri@threads.net (minus the dash I put there) and see posts from that account, at least from Mastodon-style servers

Darius Kazemi

Extremely happy to announce that @kissane and I have been funded by @DigInfFund to run a project called Fediverse Governance Successes & Gaps!

We will look at the people, software, and processes of the Fediverse, and make strong recommendations for how open source projects, philanthropic funders, civil society organizations, and others can co-create a Fediverse that is safer and better for humanity than the social media we've been stuck with for decades.

More here:

tinysubversions.com/notes/ford

Extremely happy to announce that @kissane and I have been funded by @DigInfFund to run a project called Fediverse Governance Successes & Gaps!

We will look at the people, software, and processes of the Fediverse, and make strong recommendations for how open source projects, philanthropic funders, civil society organizations, and others can co-create a Fediverse that is safer and better for humanity than the social media we've been stuck with for decades.

Jeremy Kahn

@darius it's not passover yet but I'm stealing this to subtitle my Haggadah next year

Darius Kazemi

News outlets keep reporting on this guy saying he was an advocate for the homeless - yeah that's what he called himself, but he was extraordinarily anti-homeless, constantly fear mongering about them! He just framed it as doing it for their own good, therefore he claimed the advocate title 🙄

David Fleetwood - RG Admin

@darius Kevin Dahlgreen and We Heart Seattle/Portland are an offshoot of Safe Seattle were widely declared a hate group by tons of organizations in the Seattle area a couple years ago. They utterly hate anyone who is unhoused.

Darius Kazemi

After reviewing my ~100th GPT-generated cover letter I am ready to write an essay on the literary style of the GPT cover letter.

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bentosmile🍱

@darius wow, that must be exhausting. o_o (do you interview the chatGPT people or bin them lol)

I find it intriguing and frustrating at the same time, thinking about anything "AI" related

nimstodon

@darius I am very ready to read that essay

Darius Kazemi

Does anyone know if there is a technical reason why Signal doesn't offer per-conversation read receipt settings? The way it works now is it's global. I'd like to be able to say "I want read receipts with person X but not with everyone in general".

(I actually have receipts turned on globally, what I really want is to be able to say to specific people, hey can you enable them for me because I really could use them in this conversation.)

viq

@darius
Totally shooting in the dark here, but maybe by the fact that conversations behave differently it could be possible to somehow distinguish between them?

Glyph

@darius I’m sure they’ll get to implementing that right after they finish implementing privacy-critical features like introductions without revealing phone numbers

CaveDave

@darius do other messaging services do this? Not saying Signal shouldn't implement this. I would love it. But I'm not aware of others which allow this feature either

Darius Kazemi

If there are any folks out there who would like to merge #hometown with Mastodon 4.2.x, that would be really helpful to me. My recent attempts to do the merge have ended in inscrutable failure and I don't have a ton of extra time to work on this. (Specifically there will no longer be security patches for 4.0.x from the main project that I can merge as needed.)

Darius Kazemi

Got this pop-up in New Star Soccer and thought of you, Fediverse

Samuel Smith ✅

@darius if I do that, would I get a full head of hair again?

UmeChan

@darius The woke agenda. Biology is dead, and we have killed it.

Gloopsies :fedora:

@darius

That's a game I haven't seen in a long time

Darius Kazemi

We're looking for a frontend developer at Meedan -- if you're a web dev and want to work in the digital rights space and especially if you're experienced with React, this might be the job for you: meedan.bamboohr.com/careers/49

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ranjit

@darius "I went there recently to eat as many hoagies as possible within 24 hours." one hoagie

Louisa

@darius
Article: seeded rolls

Me: what the—

Article: are not required, but welcome

Me: hm. I guess

Article: shredded provolone

Me: WHAT THE—

Article: is not required, but a good idea

Me: a lot of personal opinions in this supposedly general list

Darius Kazemi

"He's got ninety five white Persian monkeys
And to view them he charges no feeeeee
He's got slaves--"

Collective gasp from the audience. The orchestra comes cacophonously to a halt. You can hear a pin drop in the auditorium. After a few moments that seem to last minutes, someone in the back yells, "Booooooooooo!"

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Utility Nerd

@darius Right up there with "Ancient alien theorists say... maybe."

Betsy

@darius

I should be able to have a third glass of wine every evening, ancient crystal suggests

Darius Kazemi

I spent 4 hours last night following this guide for installing approximately 50 compatible mods to get Fallout New Vegas running in 2023 with lots of performance optimizations and bug fixes. (If you just look up popular mods a lot of them have been broken for years.) The vanilla Steam install took forever to load, had awful performance, and crashed when I left the starting building. Now it runs great.

The documentation is imo an example of great technical writing, too.

vivanewvegas.moddinglinked.com

I spent 4 hours last night following this guide for installing approximately 50 compatible mods to get Fallout New Vegas running in 2023 with lots of performance optimizations and bug fixes. (If you just look up popular mods a lot of them have been broken for years.) The vanilla Steam install took forever to load, had awful performance, and crashed when I left the starting building. Now it runs great.

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zgryphon

@darius you have performed a great service to humankind.

Phil Nelson

@darius This is basically my mod stack, but this is a bit nicer. Awesome

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