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Someone just told me the oslo.town logo looks like a penis? Are they correct?! ๐Ÿ†
22 Aug 2022 at 11:47 | Open on oslo.town
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Who is โ€œMarkโ€?
19 Aug 2022 at 21:24 | Open on oslo.town
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Who invented pizza?! ๐Ÿ•

17 Aug 2022 at 20:34 | Open on oslo.town
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If you're using #Microsoft Office at work/school, do us a favour and set office.com as your browser homepage for a week or two and see what you think? ๐Ÿง

17 Aug 2022 at 13:25 | Open on oslo.town
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"Une gรฅr av som partileder" - @mdg
mdg.no/une_gaar_av

๐Ÿ˜ž

Ah, she was a good'un. But as a parent, its fully understandable. Gotta do what you gotta do.

#politics #NORpolitics #Norway #Norge #GreenPolitics #MDG

17 Aug 2022 at 11:43 | Open on oslo.town
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Are you ready for a very #Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด -based #poll ๐Ÿ—ณ ??

Anonymous poll

Poll

Kiwi
5
15.6%
REMA 1000
10
31.2%
Coop
13
40.6%
Meny
4
12.5%
32 people voted.
Voting ended 18 Aug 2022 at 21:04.
15 Aug 2022 at 21:04 | Open on oslo.town
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Velocipede Rider

@matt Ok, in order

1. Coop mega (but not the other shitty ones)
1. Meny (yes, equal first)
3. REMA 1000 (because they have different things and a few good things)
4. Kiwi (their selection is shit even by Norway standards)

16 Aug 2022 at 13:57 | Open on velocipederider.com
vala :verifiedsabakan:
@matt depends on what i am to buy, coop is horrible at bread, but their discount brands and salat bar is pretty decent. kiwi is pretty standard, but has my absolute favourite bread (bakehuset's seterbrรธd). rema 1000 is not really having the best breads, but if you buy those dual-pack plastic wrapped wholegrain pumpkin breakfast buns instead of bread (a bit expensive) there is no other chain that can compare to the taste of that.

meny... well, i aint rich but they have the best stocked soft-drinks aisle of all chains with exotic choices from all over the world. the bread you can get there when on a discount is pretty nice, but it changes every week so you always have to gamble on the new one still being good.
@matt depends on what i am to buy, coop is horrible at bread, but their discount brands and salat bar is pretty decent. kiwi is pretty standard, but has my absolute favourite bread (bakehuset's seterbrรธd). rema 1000 is not really having the best breads, but if you buy those dual-pack plastic wrapped wholegrain pumpkin breakfast buns instead of bread (a bit expensive) there is no other chain that can compare to the taste of that.
16 Aug 2022 at 14:00 | Open on neue.city
clacke: looking for something ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’›
@matt I remember the good times of pan-Scandinavian TV3 and the jingle "Du fรฅr det du ska ha pรฅ REMA 1000"!
16 Aug 2022 at 16:10 | Open on libranet.de
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Very disappointed in the Norwegian government / Oslo @kommune for allowing #FreyaTheWalrus to be murdered. ๐Ÿคฌ

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง bbc.com/news/world-europe-6253

๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด nrk.no/norge/hvalrossen-freya-

Freya the walrus lay on the back of a boat on the Oslo fjord
14 Aug 2022 at 16:23 | Open on oslo.town
[DATA EXPUNGED]
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The #NFL preseason games have begun! ๐Ÿˆ

12 Aug 2022 at 22:26 | Open on oslo.town
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Who is the person at #Apple that decided the #iOS keyboard should autocorrect UK to U.K. but leave US as US

9 Aug 2022 at 8:51 | Open on oslo.town
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"Design contributes ยฃ97.4bn to the UK economy Design Council reveals"

Put *that* on the side of a bus...

designweek.co.uk/issues/18-24-

8 Aug 2022 at 11:50 | Open on oslo.town
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Give me more coffee plz โ˜• โ˜• โ˜•

8 Aug 2022 at 10:39 | Open on oslo.town
hjertnes

@matt Youโ€™re British ๐Ÿค”

8 Aug 2022 at 10:52 | Open on dog.estate
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I don't think any app logs me out more often than #Steam ๐ŸŽฎ does right now...

6 Aug 2022 at 19:35 | Open on oslo.town
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Matt ร— ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

XMPP or XMPoo-Poo? ๐Ÿ˜

4 Aug 2022 at 12:19 | Open on oslo.town
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If you could only keep one, which would it be... ??? ๐Ÿค” #fediverse #matrix #poll ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ

Anonymous poll

Poll

Fediverse (Mastodon/Pleroma/etc)
195
69.1%
Matrix (Element/FluffyChat/etc)
53
18.8%
Twitter
12
4.3%
Discord
22
7.8%
282 people voted.
Voting ended 6 Aug 2022 at 8:47.
3 Aug 2022 at 8:47 | Open on oslo.town
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kaip :xmpp: :archlinux:
phryk ๐Ÿด

@matt Let me be the first one to say it:

Nice.

69% Fediverse
6 Aug 2022 at 10:07 | Open on mastodon.social
Aletzi

@matt Iโ€™m one of the 11 people who voted for Twitter but thatโ€™s simply because I have been there for years and Iโ€™ve made a lot more connections over there than Iโ€™ve done over here, not necessarily because I like the experience of Twitter as a platform.

7 Aug 2022 at 6:48 | Open on oslo.town
Matt ร— ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

Find someone that looks at you the way this man looks at a sausage โœจ

A news headline that reads โ€œThis man has eaten sausage and chips (fries) every day for 22 yearsโ€ accompanied by a photo of a chubby man staring longingly at a sausage on a fork.
2 Aug 2022 at 21:29 | Open on oslo.town
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