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labria

My cat woke up, did a big stretch, and yawned. Then she hiccoughed, turned into a small dragon, and coughed up a fireball.

"!!!" I said.

"What?" She shrugged back into cat form.

"You're a shape shifter?"

"All cats are. There's just never any reason to not be a cat."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories #InternationalCatDay

labria

Today is, according to _sources_, the International Day of:
- cats
- female orgasms
- vore
I wanna say “connect the dots”, but there’s so many ways to connect them…

C.W. Smith

@labria

... The problem is that line formed seems to almost be a digestive tract.

labria

I bought a new clock radio alarm a few months back, and it has one of those fancy "sleep sounds" settings. To help you get to sleep you can listen to 15 mins of waves lapping the beach, or birdsong, or rain fall in the trees.

But where are the settings that *I* want?
- ZX Spectrum loading Jet Set Willy
- 56k modem dial up and handshaking sounds
- Epson FX80 dot matrix printer printing off a school project
- Punched tape punching out a long Z80 assembly program

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Albert Hickey

@rc2014 Those would keep me awake excitedly waiting for the fun to start. Except maybe the printer.

Krishean Draconis

@rc2014 the sound of several 80mm fans happily humming away, keeping things nice and cool

labria

Welp! I think I'm falling into the rabbithole of updating OpenStreetMaps...

Artem Ignatyev

@labria went to OSM last year to update something.
Tried to register, it told me account name is in use. Huh? Asked for password recovery, found out I've registered to an old email 16 years ago...

labria

Now at the archive: FORMAT CHANGES - airchecks of radio stations signing off forever, switching formats, or starting their new lives as a new call-sign.

archive.org/details/airchecks-

Tofu Musubi

@textfiles
This hits hard. I was on the air at KDEO, once a station in Honolulu, that changed format twice and then shuttered. Times and tastes change, that's for sure.

Graham Watt

@textfiles

Now I really need to repair my cassette tapedeck and find my tapes. Some of the most creative FM radio occurs. Most recently was the Canadian station that played Rage Against The Machine, over and over and over and over. Even over their stream. It was glorious.

labria

Ryanair squeezed the seats so much that row 13 collapsed

Photo from plane, row 14 follows row 12
labria

🎶To the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

Async-await, Async-await X8

In the jungle, the async jungle
The IO sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the async jungle
The IO sleeps tonight

Async-await, Async-await X8

Near the main thread the peaceful main thread
The IO sleeps tonight
Near the main thread the quiet main thread
The IO sleeps tonight

Async-await, Async-await X8

Hush my darling don't sync my darling
The IO sleeps tonight
Hush my darling don't flush my darling
The IO sleeps tonight

🎶To the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

Async-await, Async-await X8

In the jungle, the async jungle
The IO sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the async jungle
The IO sleeps tonight

Async-await, Async-await X8

Near the main thread the peaceful main thread
The IO sleeps tonight
Near the main thread the quiet main thread
The IO sleeps tonight

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