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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid)
stop shaming people for having phases

if you think someone's dumb for having a phase then you're boring for not having so many different interests and interesting things you've done
noëlle:blobbee_flag_nb:

@astrid everything is a phase dipshit it came free with your impermanence and ephemerality of one's existence

Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid)
fediblock is a psyop by ICANN to force more domains to be registered
Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid)
"you're nearsighted? oh wow, have you gotten the surgery yet?"
"idk, are you really nearsighted? you don't act nearsighted to me"
"okay so you say you 'feel' like everything is blurry. what does that mean? ive sometimes gotten dust in my eyes but i don't see how you can just 'feel' nearsighted"
"ugh... why are you ruining your beautiful face with those glasses? you look fine without them"
"ugh... why are you ruining your eyes with those contacts? you're ruining your eyes by putting them there"
"ugh... i can't believe anyone would mutilate their beautiful, natural, working eyes by burning them with lasers just because they 'feel' nearsighted. medicine and liberalism has gone too far"
"you're just wearing glasses because it's trendy to wear them! this has consequences on your eyes!"
"can't you just like, not see things blurry? it's probably just that you're not focusing your eyes correctly"
"you're nearsighted? oh wow, have you gotten the surgery yet?"
"idk, are you really nearsighted? you don't act nearsighted to me"
"okay so you say you 'feel' like everything is blurry. what does that mean? ive sometimes gotten dust in my eyes but i don't see how you can just 'feel' nearsighted"
Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid)
"you identify as nearsighted? i mean you say it's biological but have you actually looked at the shape of your eyeballs? i don't think so, you can't just feel nearsighted"
Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid)
okay
what the FUCK

WHY IS CURL A FUCKING SNAP NOW
Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid)
all UI development (including web development and game development) should be tested on 5 year old low-end devices to reduce bloat
Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid)
one of my favorite genres of tweet was female expert in field X asking stupid question about field X and all the men mansplaining about X to them
Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid)
type of girl whose shitposts you need half a degree in CS or equivalent to understand
Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid)

“ssh ssh,” she said to the catgirl. the catgirl replied “ssh: Could not resolve hostname ssh: Name or service not known”

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